I was another one that was in the Air Cadets.
I'd have joined up but I became ineligible for combat flying and I didn't fancy any of the other branches. Nowadays, probably the Navy. I have, however, grown old and fat and cowardly and I like my nice, safe desk.

Alt: Well, I've nearly been killed in car accidents, by armed junkies, by gang members and by a hotel. I've done a lot of stupid shit. Again, I am now old and fat and cowardly.

Alt alt: Yes I have. It was awesome.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Yeah? Call me that when I torpedo y..
oh.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)

aye, I didn't fit in Tornado ejector seats
(insert whatever lolfatty gag you like) so that limited my interest and all
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:19, Reply)

what's with the sig, dude?
been shagging eastern european hookers again?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)

gotta keep my pimping hand strong, darling.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I had some epileptic "episodes"

( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:26, Reply)

yeah, that won't help.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:31, Reply)