*keepsitreal*

*can't get a better job*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:20, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

There is no better job for me.
I love what I do.

I get paid to tell people to fuck off.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Corporation tax is where it's at

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)

We can't consult like that. A few have tried.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)

You're missing out
I pay for no outgoings




lol
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:26, Reply)

I know.
Same when we get bonuses. FULLY taxed and NI'd.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

there's a council estate in Greenock that'll be forever thankful to you stunned

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Do I own it?
Can I be it's Laird?

Laird of Camster, that's me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)

I'd like to meet the nurses I've been paying for.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Take a trip up our way.
Last Wednesday of the month is nurses night as that was traditionally when they got paid. The town's full of medical blart.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Minimum wage + quarterly dividends FTW

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)

dividends still attract 40/50% as an income

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Depends, if some is diverted in to a trust you can get it down below 30% overall.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)

there's still better avoidance measures available

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)

True. I need to re-educate myself on this based on the latest legislation.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)

If only Al was here, he's be wringing his chubby little paws and rubbing away at his bald patch over the lack of social responsibility

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Is he a student then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:34, Reply)

No, just a cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)

That sort of righteousness goes with students
or those that have never worked in a commercial environment.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I think he digs holes in the ground for a living.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Honest work.
Honest enough to give one a chip on one's shoulder.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Shame he's never been buried in one of the holes he digs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:39, Reply)

He digs little holes and reveals to his clients who are building in London that they're about to build on London Clay
BUT HE GOT A FIRST YOU KNOW !""!!!!! DONT FORGET THAT !!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

They all change when they get a bit of money.
What is someone with a first doing digging holes?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:42, Reply)

It's a family business or something, even with nepotism he's still shit
perhaps his lack of a personality is holding him back
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Hahaha.
A family business digging holes and you're not wearing a suit. You're digging holes.

Perhaps he's just learning the groundwork.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

It takes a lot of academic groundwork (badumtch)
to be able to identify mud.

"Yup, that's clay alright. Best sink some piles, old chum. Ten grand, please"
( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

A first in digging holes. Fucking hell. That's even worse than a media studies degree.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

He's a Guardian prick warrior ent he, HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY EARNING MORE THAN 40,000 AND NOT PAY 95% TAX IT ALL LEADS TO MASSIVE SOCIAL INEQUALITIES YOU FUKKIN PRICK
Not that he lives on a council estate, and'll be jetting back into Heathrow leaving his massive carbon footprint in his wake from the other side of the world. Gotta love hypocracy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Doctors swear by it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)

^^ Nothing for this?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Give it five it'll be the most popular post on the page

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Nah it was shit
plus he'll lose 50% of his clicks in tax.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

It's nothing without yours.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)