You'd think I'd know better really. Earlier on she'd said 'I haven't really been out much the last couple of weeks because I appear to be carrying the world's largest baby inside me', so I thought it was OK to joke about. I realise now, of course, that it is OK for HER to joke about.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Tell the fat cow to stop being so sensitive
It's not like she is less attractive than at any other time in her life, massively uncomfortable, sleep deprived and stuffed full of more hormones than Fatima Whitbread's cock.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

^ Voice of reason here
They're always all "Boo hoo I'm so unattractive"
How do they think their husbands feel having to look at them?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

"should have let me take you up the arse then, love"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Turn around , fat pig, you look relatively normal from behind.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)