People keep asking me why I don't want to get involved
and don't I want to be able to tell my grandchildren where I was etc.

I'll tell them alright. I'll tell them I was avoiding the whole fucking mess.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:31, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

to have grandchildren, you first have to have children
and there are laws against people like you breeding. LAWS.

that's why god invented mumps.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:32, Reply)

The Scottish chap who pops over from /talk every now and then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)

well, he'd put me off conceiving
so yeah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)

People are queuing up to have my babies, I'll have you know.
It's only my apathy towards children that's stopped us all being entirely overrun by mini Kroneys.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

your right hand is not a queue

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)

More of a small o when "in use"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 12:58, Reply)