the fiend that taught me latin was called mrs harris
think "life of brian" where the centurions are correcting his grammar as he daubs it on the wall. now make it more terrifying.

i WISH i'd known back then that "mrs harris" is a name for your cunt. how i wish that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:37, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You are in just about the only proffession that still uses latin.
You should be grateful to her. Then call her a twat.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Latine studui schola mihi fuit omnino inutilis.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:43, Reply)

nah
it's very frowned on these days. we're not allowed to use it at all, it's all about plain english.

doctors, maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I could have been a lawyer but I never had the latin.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I could have been a lawyer but I'm not a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)

doctors use greek don't they?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Greek ones do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:03, Reply)

looked it up, medicals use greek and latin

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)