Cats are vicious fuckers when they catch something. People go "ah look a kitty cat, how cute" when it truth they are selfish bastards who like to torture birds and small mammals.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:49, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

When they bring stuff into the house
it's because they're trying to teach you to hunt. Trufax.

They do it because they think you're shit.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

My cat does.
One afternoon it killed a bird, a mouse and a squirrel. It had part eaten all of them but wanted me to see them and so came and got me.

In the back garden was a weird Squirdouse chimera all hooked together on the ground.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Your cat thinks you're incapable of feeding yourself.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Yet capable of feeding her.
Stupid cat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:53, Reply)

My mum's cat brings live mice into the house and releases them.
If you met my mum, you'd understand why this cat is stupid. No way is she running around hunting a mouse.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)

One of our cats waits for another to catch stuff then hits it and steals whatever it has caught.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I let myself into my inlaws house once
to their three cats in the kitchen with, 2 mice, 1 chick and a fucking great rabbit.

As I released each animal they would simply bring in more, it was utter carnage.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

opne of these cats is fat and lazy and a shit hunter
I saw it playing with a mouse once, then it accidentally sat on the mouse and couldn't work out where it had gone.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)