A tramp sat asleep against a wall, with puke absolutely covering his front
The smell was absolutely fucking horrific, I think he'd shat himself too.

Alt: It wasn't odd, but I did chuckle most heartily at the lad on the bus this morning, who was walking down the stairs as the driver braked, then accelerated again. This meant he stumbled backwards, before being thrown face first into the piece of metal at the bottom of the stairs. He quietly said 'Ow' as he got off the bus. That made me laugh even more than the initial impact.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

My mate posted on Facebook that he had tried to pull his duvet cover up
and yanked too hard, leading to him waking up by punching himself in the face. I lolled heartily at this and his follow up comment about almost punching a nun in a wheelchair in the face whilst trying to navigate her into his taxi
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Haha, that's excellent

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I thought so

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:06, Reply)