Aren't you worried about being cut off behind enemy lines
during the impending war of independence?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:35, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'll be on the right side
and better placed to smuggle my scouse brethren into the Scottish Republic.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I can't wait for Prima Nocta to be reinstated

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Roots will be OK.
We will give them independence and then take the country back by force.

They'll be paying prescription charges before they can wipe the porridge from their faces.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Noooooo, not prescription charges!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I think "laughably brief stramash" might be a better term than "war"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)