So, in short:
"Other: I'd be up to my balls in any young sprog I could lay my hands on if your mother didn't phone up slavering to sit on my cock every time I've got five minutes to spare"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

perfect
sheer genius
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

except the "five minutes" claim
yeah, right.

or are you saying you do it five times?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I need at least four minutes to wipe the scary, foaming snatch-gunk off my unmentionables...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)

ew!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)

I don't think it's supposed to fizz...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

snatchgunk?
SNATCHGUNK?

vile
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

froth at the clopper, not fizz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I am worried now
It's like when you make one of those "volcanoes" in school by throwing bicarb into a pot of vinegar...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I'll volcano you in a minute

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)

how gay are you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)

I'd fuck you, that's how gay I am

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)

well yeah, but that just proves you have eyes and a pulse, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Actually, I'm sorry about that!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)

too late now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)