I only exist to
help exposit the plot. I mean, apparently my fb picture even looks a bit like hers. Lazy authors.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:34, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

No, no. that's going to be a plot twist.
You'll turn out to be my evil twin or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

You're a couple of spastics.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

But you love us

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I tollerate you.
You love me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I tolerate your flid spelling.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Zing.
*sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

shut up, man
we are hilarious
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

True.
Not as funny as someone getting hit in the nads by a football, but funny enough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

And sexy. Don't forget sexy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

*pulls 'duck' face*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I have met you, remember.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

so you already know

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Know what?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:59, Reply)

that we're hot stuff

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Hey, Captain.
What online dating site do you recommend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)

What, so you can avoid it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:06, Reply)

OUCH!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)

hahahaha
I thought she was your friend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:12, Reply)

OKCupid
it's free and it lets you update as many pics as you like and change your profile and it's less uptight than some of the others.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I'm not signing up for a free one.
There might be poor people on it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)

it's way better than the ones you pay for
you'll get more messages and there are things to arse around with on there like stupid quizzes and questions
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I'd need you to explain to me how a stupid quiz
Might help with meeting someone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)

well some are ones like myers briggs and stuff
others perhaps they could just be good to start a conversation about, or just waste time while you stare at the computer longing for the love of your life.

the questions are the thing they work out compatibility on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I might just go to the pub instead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)

are you a chicken, mcfly?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Why don't you make like a tree...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)

and drop your nuts?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Hahaha.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)

*cries*
Busted. In all my unsexy glory.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)

McFly!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Shut up, I like McFly.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)

haha, busted!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I think B3th has
McFlown
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)

No, I'm still here.
Just reeling from the abuse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Sorry b3th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)

oh! cool!
That means I get more lines in the story
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)