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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Do you get to quantify it?
"My mum says I'm very attractive..."
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:50, Reply)
So far, the only possitive I've been able to put in
That doesn't make me sound like a west country Amy Winehouse is 'dead good at beating mongs at Crazy Golf'.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Speaking of mongs
I've discovered football on teh telly. This has made me do a happy.

Even if it is only a shit Welsh team against a shit London team. At least I don't have to look at Adrian Chiles' smug fat face.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I'm watching the North East derby.

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)
I don't suppose that's on terrestrial?

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)
ESPN

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
It's precisely this sort of shit that keeps me and Mrs Upinblue together
/an old romantic at heart
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)
All I want to put in is
'Fit bird required. Apply to this address. Even if you're not that fit, feel free to apply. Especially if you've got nice tits'.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Pure poetry.
I don't know any birds who wouldn't jump at an offer like that.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Oddly.
My profile has been rejected.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Your face has been rejected.

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I hadn't uploaded a photo by that point.
Annoyingly, it's a generic 'your profile has been rejected' message, rather than anything specific.

But start as you mean to go on, rejected by the website before I get rejected by the other users.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Are you talking about a serious profile?
I mean, you didn't add in any of the stuff about fat chicks?
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)
What's wrong with saying 'no fat chicks?'
The site allows you to choose your preferred skin colour of any potential partner.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

http://www.sports-dating.co.uk/
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Do you think that site will include a crazy golf section?

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
"no darkies"

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)
It'll be an automatic language filter
Substitute "breasts" for "tits" and you'll be away.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Cheers Tangled.
I might swap the word clunge for clopper as well.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Best to be on the safe side

(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)

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