My last one (23rd)
My girlfriend (who was organising it) interpreted my saying 'I fancy a quiet night' as 'Don't invite anyone over', meaning that I saw her, and my best mate, who had spoken to the GF the night before, asking whether she'd invited anyone. She admitted she hadn't thought to, and when asked why not do it now, responded 'Too late, lol'.

Either that or my 18th. I'd spent the day working, was absolutely knackered, most of my friends either couldn't be there, or weren't 18 yet, so we couldn't go in most pubs. I ended up home by midnight, stone cold sober.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

to be fair, that's almost entirely your own fault, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:51, Reply)

She'd said she wanted to organise something for me, and I said I fancied a quiet night
That's the way I describe a night of drinks with friends, always has been.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:52, Reply)

i bet your mum would have orgainsed a proper party with cake and hats

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Yeah right, 'drinks' with 'friends'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Yes, that's right.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)

'right'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Yes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)

'yes'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

like I said
your fault.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)

In what way?
She'd insisted that she wanted to organise something, I used a phrase that I use on a regular basis, she misunderstood, then when corrected, decided she couldn't be arsed to text anyone.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Could you not text people?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)

His fingers are too fat
Siri was invented just for AA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I did, but I didn't find out until after I'd finished work on the day

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:07, Reply)

wahwahwahwaaaaaaaaaaah
(my "friends" don't love me enough to drop everything last minute and come out, even tho it was my 21st, waaaaaaah)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

23rd, you fucking dolt. Can't you read?
And as for the second point, it was another persons birthday the same night, everyone had assumed I was planning my birthday for the week after (as I had done the previous 3 years).
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)

wahwahwaaaah
nobody cares about ym birthdays, wahwahwaaaaah
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I'm not surprised, she's not celebrated one since 1997

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

thats alot of cake going to waste

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I was setting up for a "you assumed that a woman wouldn't simply do what she wanted"
whole thing, but I can't actually be arsed to go through with it. Soz.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Most things are AAs fault; this, bella's AIDS, the financial crisis and the fall of Rome

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:06, Reply)

trufax.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I was never a Goth!
And as for the others, erm...no comment.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

can i come to your next birthday party?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Sorry, the first rule is 'No head dobbers'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

oh come on man i'm serious here, i'd make the effort for your birthday
when is it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

My birthday is the 20th May

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:25, Reply)

sorry, i'm busy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Not to worry, that's only when my birthday is
The actual celebration is a week later.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)

i'm busy then too
soz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)

bit more notice in future please

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)