Delightful.
I am stuck in a board meeting (which started in Luton at 7am). I thought I would skive for a minute and log on here for some light entertainment, but's even more boring here than it is discussing menu prices and restaurant locations.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

have fun in the meeting then.
make up some words and say them like they mean something.

"yes Jeff, sounds good. What about the bawsack factor though, has it been properly quantifated yet?"
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)

If's a good start Gregory but have we winkled out the wrinkles with the pickles yet?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I envy your menu prices meeting.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)

You forgot this (!)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)

What does £1.60 get me?
A "short" order?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Officechortle

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)

A kick in your unbelievably small testicles.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)

A lick of his unbelievably large cow.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Is he really a fat harry potter?
I wish I was mates with a fat harry potter :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Nah he's not, sadly.
My brother, however...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Cor has he got a stripey jumper for playing 'where's wally' during the dull after dinner christmas games?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Yes.
I mean, no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)

I can understand keeping that as a family secret

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)

We have bigger ones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)