Crikey!
Just as I was approaching my junction off the M6, I saw a little blue car veer sharply out of the fast lane across traffic. My first reaction was they'd almost missed the junction and were going for it dangerously. Then I saw them plough into the wall along the hard shoulder, two cars in front of me.

Last accident you saw?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:35, 17 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Damn! Which junction?
Last one I saw was a VW Polo going straight into the back of a Transit at a roundabout. Twat was on a mobile.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:40, Reply)

J6 nortbound

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:09, Reply)

Either she struck the central reservation
Or tried to make the exit at the last second and lost control.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)

My own.
Although whether I saw it is open to question.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Your mum.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:44, Reply)

nasty
dont' reckon I've seen one bar the one I had about 15 years ago - I spun on the M42 in the fast lane. Managed to hold it together enough to restart the car, indicate, get to the hard shoulder then shake like a bastard for a while
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Your mum

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:57, Reply)

and your dad

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:58, Reply)

I'm surprised you turned out so normal

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:58, Reply)

(!)

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:58, Reply)

She has big blue eyes
Which look adoringly up at me and then she smiles as she recognises the man she will soon learn to call Daddy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I'm somewhere between vomiting and saying 'awwww'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:02, Reply)

or she gets the hose again?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:10, Reply)

Maybe
The blue car crashed because it was distracted by the red car it was racing with, especially if the red car was busy eating trucks and prickly trees.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:46, Reply)

not so smart now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:50, Reply)

I wonder if blue really was a Smart car..

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:55, Reply)

your conception
We were all told to come on your mums face, but that bloody deacon, I sweare to god sometimes he just couldn't help himself
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 18:57, Reply)