God, University Challenge was irritating tonight.
The captain of the Manchester team was a right twat. i had to resist the urge to punch the telly. You know, on account of how that would only break my telly.

I have never used Craigslist or Gumtree, but I hear they're both full of crazies.

Alt: I expect to hear of your kidnap, torture and dismemberment in the near future.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I thought he was alright.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)

He was a pillock.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)

University Challenge is ALWAYS irritating
Chinless kids who know a lot about something, but nothing about everything else.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Jeremy Paxman is usually the most irritating thing about the show though
so to out-irritate him takes some doing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)

I enjoy his mangled pronunciations
When he's trying to be clever but reading an auto-cue.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)

I like his patronising disdain of any student getting a question wrong.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)

That man spends most of his free time examining his gussets

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I thought you were in a steamy gaz exchange with Cavy

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I gazzed her some grot and she's just popped to take some bumhole shots
not an easy task once you get to her size
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Are you going to pay the mortgage on her new house?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)

only if there's plenty of diarrohea

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Is that the same as diarrhoea?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)

wrevheta

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)

lol sick burn bro

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)

But what else do you have, really?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Soz, I only romance the ladies on here
you want LIC, he's always been confused about his sexuality
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)

You don't really do it very well, do you?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Thankfully not, no
you have seen this haven't you?

www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/pool/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Yup, we're a handsome lot on here.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)

They breed as well
it's disgusting
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I have decided to abstain from procreation
for the good of the human genepool.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)

wouldn't having mr b3th rutting away on top of you not only put you off your tea
but also fracture your hip? yeah too right man.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Probably would, yeah.
But I get round it by pretending it's you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)

How are we supposed to elope at this rate?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)

You could get Gonz to drive you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

If you're going to be a lothario
You must look like a man out of Maroon 5.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

He's a smug prick

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Easy to be disdainful when you have the answers in front of you

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)

and when you're a smug prick.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Racist, I like the Chinese.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Cute, cuddly, and easy to please
I said CHINLESS.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)

The Chinese have many things they've done to impress
like Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:52, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ6tEgq_ZYI
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:53, Reply)