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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*thinks of behaviour with ex on sunday*
*realises she is in no position to lecture berk about ungrateful ridiculous men*

*hangs self*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:01, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Oh FFS Swipey, don't tell me you're still chasing that chutney ferret, are you?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
just seeing a bit more of him than i should
it's platonic though. unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
He is only ridiculous and ungrateful about 60% of the time
if that makes it any better?
(berk, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)
No.
Get rid.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)
fuck no.
DTMFA
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Do the what now?

(berk, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)
dan savage.
"dump the motherfucker already"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)
not at all
at least my ex is super-grateful.

on the other hand, yours puts out, so.....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Were you on it like a car bonnet after the footie then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)
no
i cooked him lunch, we went to the footie, went back to mine and chilled out, i cooked dinner, then i drove him home. basically, i am his mother.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Christ, this sounds depressingly like my life...

(berk, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)
You both need to get looked after. And laid.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I've been the one looking after the other in all of my relationships
it has been more of a two way process than this in previous ones, however.
(berk, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Get a decent bloke, Berk.
You're a quality lass, easy peasy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
He's alright really
just spectacularly clueless in some areas.
(berk, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)
They can't be educated beyond a certain level.
Believe me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
we should ditch them both
and go on a rampaging pulling spree across the states
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)
you'd have to fuck American men though.
poor show.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I think I've seen this film
doesn't it end with both of us driving off a cliff?
(berk, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)
we can write an alternative ending
that ends with me marrying bradley cooper and you....... i dunno, anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
christ on a fucking bike.
I put in more effort with one arm out of action that your pair do normally.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
this is why you are married

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I can't decide if you mean this as an insult or a compliment ...

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
you know me
you know the answer
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)
true.
but by that argument you consider sitting on their fat arse doing fuck all to be a positive quality in a man, no?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)
sadly there is a bit of me that quite likes looking after people
but i suspect it would grow very wearisome after a while.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Believe me.
It does.
(berk, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:51, Reply)

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