Why thank you kindly
1. Most likely a slice of toast or nowt. Pizza tonight
2. As mentioned yesterday, my mate Bri had them all the time in his flat. They were fucking class. I don't believe that Christian O'Connell ever turned up to one though
3. Nonce
4. Dirty bitch. That tea-towel give me the horn!
5. Reeves and Mortimer (old school stuff), Two Ronnies (reminds me of my grandad) and Morcambe and Wise are acceptable

6. When did you fucking sneak that one in? Proper kiddie sweets. Milk chews and shit like that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:02, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

6. You fucking nonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

It was the only way they'd get in the car after my puppy died

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I use a knife.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

WITH A SPOON!!!1!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)