Have a new thread. Gratis. It's on the house. No, seriously.
1. What's for supper?

2. House parties. Like them? Loathe them? Ever been stupid enough to host one? Ever invited radio knobcheese Christian O'Connell to one only to find him repaying your generosity by urinating on your parents' clothing? I know of two instances when he did this in the late 1980s. The fucking boor.

3. Gandhi was a bit of a cunt, and a bit of a nonce as well. Discuss.

4. Mother Teresa: saint, or a bit of a cunt?

5. Comedy double acts: the best, and the worst, in your misguided and ultimately cretinous opinion?

6. Lost products: where are they now? 'member Lymeswold cheese? 'member Radion? Eh? Eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:56, 154 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

'member sympathy replies?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

We do, "Bill"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

1. Beer and West Ham.
2. Love them. I am going to one on Friday. I shall be urinating on the lady host's clothes.
3. Great actor. Have you seen that film he was in. The one with Fred, I said Fred, out of Corrie?
4. Sick bitch. Against birth control???!!
5. Your testicles?
6. Double Diamond lager. 'member Double Diamond?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)

'member Watneys Party Seven?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Watneys Red Barrell? 'member?
'member Bezique?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

'member Lowenbrau?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Occasionally
That stuff is fucking lethal
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Laughing Brew. I think you can still buy it.
I loved that shit.

'member L'oranga.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Orangeboom is nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

It's a lager not a tune.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

My student union did pint of the above and a double tequila for £2.50
Ouch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

'night!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

We used to drink at a pub near the top of Penshaw monument that had it on tap
You'd have 6 pints and come outside to get the bus into town and be instantly pissed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Lowenbrau and fresh air is lethal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

This^
*rolls down Penshaw hill*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

http://www.just-drinks.com/news/anheuser-busch-inbev-brings-lowenbrau-back-to-uk_id104537.aspx
"not a focus for portfolio growth" ? Cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

1) No idea, I'm cooking a sausage casserole tonight
2) I don't usually like big house parties, but a gathering with 15 or so getting mightily shitfaced are usually fairly enjoyable. Am hosting a large party at mine at the end of May, am a little nervous about that.
3) I couldn't care less either way.
4) I couldn't care less either way, all I know is that she died the same day as my Nan & Princess Di.
5) Morcambe & Wise were the best, Horne & Corden the worst. Special mention goes to Reeves & Mortimer, as I can't fucking stand them for 'Shooting Stars', but I hear their early stuff was good.
6) I was rather a fan of 'Maverick' bars, shame they aren't sold anymore.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Thanks for the invite.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Off to Facebook it is then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

5) their early stuff was the worst unfunny student shite ever.
They actually got better by quite a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

What's on the stick, Monts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Piss poor.
Big shite out, I say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

*bbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Incorrect. Ipswich
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

'Masterchef' and 'Nigella Bites' are two of the best things ever.
And the Stott brothers. "So Damon Hill when you are driving around the track do you slow down at the bends to check out the fanny that is standing behind the fence?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

And ' Baron's Nighclub'
featuring Kinky John's talent night, and boyband 'Mandate'. Genius.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Why thank you kindly
1. Most likely a slice of toast or nowt. Pizza tonight
2. As mentioned yesterday, my mate Bri had them all the time in his flat. They were fucking class. I don't believe that Christian O'Connell ever turned up to one though
3. Nonce
4. Dirty bitch. That tea-towel give me the horn!
5. Reeves and Mortimer (old school stuff), Two Ronnies (reminds me of my grandad) and Morcambe and Wise are acceptable

6. When did you fucking sneak that one in? Proper kiddie sweets. Milk chews and shit like that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

6. You fucking nonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

It was the only way they'd get in the car after my puppy died

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I use a knife.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

WITH A SPOON!!!1!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

(1) White pudding and a salad.
(2) They don't seem so common nowadays, but I've had some belters.
(3) I like dthe guy.
(4) I wouldn't call her a saint, bit misguided though.
(5) I liked Morecambe and Wise. Not so sure about Clegg and Cameron.
(6) Spangles. Coca Cola flavoured.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Kola Kubes!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Parma Violets. They were always said to taste of toilet water, but noone ever admitted to drinking from the loo.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

They taste like old lady minge
I imagine
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

"imagine"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I imagine a well groomed old lady stays fresh by secreting a small lavendar bag into her bloomers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

"imagine"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

"HEAD"
Not sure where I'm going with this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

"going"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

gone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Parma Violets are fucking rank!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

They taste like fucking soap!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Texan bar.
Highland Toffee.
Gorgo bar. They were bright green with lumps of fizzy snot in them. Like an anti-Wham Bar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Guarana Boost.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

No, I'm just pleased to see you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

1. No idea
2. house parties are excellent when your are a student and don't give a shit about where you or anyone else lives.
3. nappy wearing nonce, with nonce glasses
4. anti contraception cunt
5. SHIT: hale and pace, cannon and ball, bob and vic on the other hand GOOD: ronnie and ronnie, fry and lawrie and derek and clive
6. Whatever happened to Sunny D?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

That had VEGETABLE OIL in it.
A juice in the fridge section of the supermarket with oil in it?! *shudders*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

That'll be why...
As I remember they were forced to change the recipe then no one wnated it anymore....
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

It actually tasted of E numbers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Derek & Clive are rather good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

1) I have "teyakki brown rice bowwl" from abukadu and a bento box from the place next door it. I was gonna have one for lunch and one for dinner, but I didn't eat lunch so now I have both. I also have a recipy idea for some pineapple/chili/bbq pork ribs, with all the ingredients, that I need to eaither put in the freezer or eat tomo.

2) I had the most epic one for my 17th birthday, lasted 3 days with a 5 day clean up, some people turned up to the party in a Limo. Someone took a dump on the roof and we used tupper-wear to fling it over two gardens down. I also pulled for the first time.

3) Donno 'bout him, I like some of his quotes though. I hate the facebook pictures that are filled with inspirational pictures/quotes, they're the modern equivilient of posting lyrics.

4) would

5) Will smith and carlton !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Re: 1.
I didn't realise Kriss was running a restaurant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Officelol 4

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

One Awooga special please, Kriss
*pats*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

5. Ape and Boyce

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Top billing, BOOYA!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

excellent
alphabet skills...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

sitting in a tree
F I S T I N G
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)

1. Rigatoni diavola, as I have a bunch of chillis that need used.
2. Some recent ones I've been to have been corkers. Me and my student flatmates did once foolishly allow a mate's band to play at our flatwarming party; that wasn't a good move. Partly because it annoyed the neighbours, but mostly because they were too pissed to play and therefore shit.
3. Decent actor but Species was wasted on him.
4. Misguided.
5. Too hard to call on best, although I do have a soft spot for Vic and Bob. Worst, probably Boyce and Wallet.
6. 'Member employment? 'Member texan bars?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Good rigatoni skills. How is the job hunting going?
'member fat wallet?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Applying for fuck loads at the moment.
Also got an appointment at the local business start up centre.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

You should apply to be Chelsea manager

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I totally get this joke.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

being a fully paid up 'gooner' I thought you'd likeit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Hell yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

What sort of start up?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Don't want to say too much in case I jinx it.
Small scale and working from home, though, to cut down on overheads initially.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

is it what you mentioned before?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Might be, depends what I mentioned.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Is it prositution?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Damn.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Get in, DG. Good luck.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Cheers.
Gotta do something, my money runs out shortly!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Nono, I couldn't possibly. Keep it. No, please. Keep it. Please.
No? Well I guess I'll have to put it on the bog wall, then.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Wasn't Nono the bender in Ulysses?
'Member Ulysses?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

That was Nomi, wasn't it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Internet says I am correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

This makes a change

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Telemacus?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Telemachus is his son.
Your knowledge of Homer is fucking dreadful.

DO NOT MAKE A SIMPSONS JOKE. OR A HOMO ONE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I lad
Don't
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Oh dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Or a toilet cleaner one.
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaa


AJAX
( Kroney, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)

This is much more like it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)

lol'd

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Wasn't Ulysses the bender in Ulysses?

( Kroney, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Weren't you the bender in everything, ever?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

No, that was you. HOMO.
We're in our thirties, you realise.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

hHAHAA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)

It's not looking good, is it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)

3. Nappy wearing hippy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

*turns off webcam*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Thanks Mr Grantham

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

*sucks finger*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

*loses lunch*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

*finds Sporto's lunch*


*punches air*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

2nd hand Subway
Though I've heard you are a dab hand at handling another gentleman's footlongs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)

1. Just prepared a lasagne will pop it in the oven for about 30 mins later.
2. Love house parties as there is always a stoner/music room.
3. All hippies are dicks
4. As above
5. Best, Lee and Herring, Mayall and Edmondson. Worst, Barratt and Fielding, Hale and Pace.
6. I used to like Matey bubble bath and Vosene shampoo. Also Boglins.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Matey is still available. My daughter has it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

*strikethrough*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Worst strikethrough ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

st s through
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Oh hang on, I always get Matey and herpes mixed up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I saw a matey bubble bath truck last week, it stills exists

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I can confirm, as a parent who enjoys making kids cry
That Vosene still exists.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

looks like I'm shopping in all the wrong places!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Barbapapa toothpaste?
'member that anyone?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I didn't know it existed. Big fan of Barbapapa though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I remember it as a kid
I have no idea why
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

6. Those sugar sweets you used to get with Colgate toothpaste to make your mouth pink so you knew where to brush.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

disclosing tablets

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Keep them away from your computer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

or wife

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

1. I will open a beer and decide once I get home
and I am leaving...


Now.
Goodbye all you 5pm/6pm losers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I'm orf in 10 mins

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I have a drifter
which one of you fatties wnated a drifter?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I AM a drifter, if that helps?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Fucksocks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

fuck no
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)

hahaha!
Fucking tramp
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)

"maybe tomorrow Boyce will settle down
maybe tomorrow, he'll just keep movin' on, do do do do doo'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Mrs Monty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Me.
I wanted a Drifter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Wakey wakey you cunts

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)

I'm frrrrreeeeee!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)

:(((((((

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Don't be rude about labs
4evainrhartz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Last time I saw him he'd lost fucking loads of weight.
He'd ditched the mohawk too and for a moment I didn't recognise the fucker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:11, Reply)

He's done that for sensible work reasons.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:49, Reply)

You're wide awake.
it's good to know you're ready and you're wide awake......
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Even as a small child I had enough taste to know thet Timmy Mallet was a fucking cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:13, Reply)

He was the original 'bent spastic'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Nakers' dad is Timmy Mallet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Magic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)

I'm bored shitless.
My boss has gone to America, taking with him what tiny semblance of motivation that I scrape together each day. Consequently time has stood still for me.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:23, Reply)

No-one cares.
Sad times.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Hahahahaaaaa



AJAX
( Kroney, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:39, Reply)

I like it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Well, I might as well
Clear my desk and go to the pub. It's been a shit day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:39, Reply)

I'm going to go home to count up my 1 and 2p's.
I'm not even joking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:52, Reply)

That'll make (a) change.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:56, Reply)

I fear change.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Have a wank at his desk
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Fuck that. I might catch 'Jew'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Wear a rubber suit and have a zyklon b shower afterwards.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Wotcha.
1. Dunno. Probably pasta if I can be arsed cooking it. Need to cook something for the child, so yeah. Pasta. Exciting, huh?
2. Don't like 'em if I'm hosting them because it involves people in my house. I'm very hospitable but only to a few select people at a time.
3. Never met him but he had good taste in sandals.
4. Another sensible shoe wearer but a bit of a bleeding heart liberal.
5. Best: Er, Flanders and Swan. Worst: Ricky Gervais and that long streak of piss he hangs out with.
6. I thought you said Radon. It's still about. But what became of creamola foam?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:56, Reply)

6. Didn't he end up working in a kilt shop in Edinburgh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)

1. Turkey Breast with Mash, Gravy, Carrots, Peas and Paxo Stuffing.
2. House parties. I have been to a few and they are OK. I was sad to see that being drunk doesn't make people horny. Then again, 25 shots of vodka couldn't make me into Matthew McConaughey
3 and 4. Yes. Have you been reading Christopher Hitchens or watching Penn and Teller?
5. Comedy double acts: Good- Mitchell and Webb, Two Ronnies, Parker and Stone (as writers),Worst- Horne and Corden
6. Lost products: BN BN. Doo doo ,doo feckin doo doo.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)

oh god, pressure!
1. whatever I bought on the 'nearly out of date' shelf at asda. Seriously
2. yes, alhtough I'm getting old so mostly these days they involve food and guitars and talking
3. no
4. jolly nice lady, although I disagree with some of her opinions
5. not sure, I like many of them. The ones I don't like I just don't watch. It means I don't get angry about things I don't really care about
6. orange wagon wheels.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:40, Reply)

probably should have just started an evening thread
for everyone to ignore, but I did that last night and it was a bit shit. SOmeone else deal with it. I've got coding to do.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:41, Reply)