how ridiculous is that?!
hmmm. i think you can accept the competition though. autistic internet gaming geeks = shit in bed.

i've only made the mistake of testing this theory once, but it is sooooo true. NO EXCEPTIONS.

oh yeah, and you're married, should that have been my first thought?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do they not have extremely dextrous thumbs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:12, Reply)

no, they tend to be locked in a useless clawlike posture

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Aye, but I'm married to a computer geek.
He's not autistic though. He can look at someone else's shoes when they're talking to him.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)

my ex told me that was the difference between an actuary and an accountant
actuary in "lack of originality" shocker
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:21, Reply)

If he thinks shoes are talking to him, autism is the least of his worries.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:32, Reply)