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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Surely we have all urinated somewhere we shouldn't whilst drunkenly asleep?
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:55, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

but I hadn't, the next night I was sober then woke woke with the vague memory I had pissed in my bin, I had.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

The toilet was downstairs, through the kitchen.
One of them came in drunk one night went into the kitchen and proceeded to piss down the side of the cooker.
He could not be persuaded that this was the incorrect place.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Instead of turning right and heading towards the bathroom, I turned left and headed to their bedroom. Once there I lifted the lid of their laundry basket and filled it with my piss. I could not understand what my dad was shouting about.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)

she loves a golden shower
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)

( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)

right now he is behind me learning how to 'remote in' to other people's PCs
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)

( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)

of the other lost-its in Dorking library, thank you all the same.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)

but it doesn't stop you
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)

you know, unlike farming drugs with children
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I bet your 'girlfriend' wears a pink cowboy hat when she goes out on the Lambrini.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)

But not a pikey, right? Just checking I understand you correctly. Pink cowboy hat, yes, pikey, no. Got it.
Only a mentally subnormal peasant would put up with a prick like you.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)

the pschotropic effects of those hallucinogens you take have wrecked your mind proper
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)

oh dearie
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7462361
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)

like a pathetic child
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)
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