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^ ThisSurely we have all urinated somewhere we shouldn't whilst drunkenly asleep?
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:55,
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I was pissed once a woke in the morning with a vague memory I had pissed in my binbut I hadn't, the next night I was sober then woke woke with the vague memory I had pissed in my bin, I had.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:58,
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Two of my friends shared a houseThe toilet was downstairs, through the kitchen.
One of them came in drunk one night went into the kitchen and proceeded to piss down the side of the cooker.
He could not be persuaded that this was the incorrect place.
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:00,
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One drunken night when I was still living with my parentsInstead of turning right and heading towards the bathroom, I turned left and headed to their bedroom. Once there I lifted the lid of their laundry basket and filled it with my piss. I could not understand what my dad was shouting about.
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:03,
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he was shouting because you were missing your mumshe loves a golden shower
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:05,
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You are so wrongShe made sure didn't miss a drop
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:14,
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+ because he is a Chinky and I cannot speak a word of Cantonese.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:11,
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lol insane fantasy world populated by tedious spastics! lol sasha!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:16,
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again, also realright now he is behind me learning how to 'remote in' to other people's PCs
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there are four or five people there, would you ilke me to name them all?(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)
I have no desire whatsoever to know the namesof the other lost-its in Dorking library, thank you all the same.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:19,
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i ahve no desire to hear about a man in his late 30s brag about drugs eitherbut it doesn't stop you
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lol I dressed up like a soldier! lol embarrasing pikey! lol!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:17,
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neither embarrassing nor pikeyyou know, unlike farming drugs with children
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That's right. Neither embrassing nor pikey in any way.I bet your 'girlfriend' wears a pink cowboy hat when she goes out on the Lambrini.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:19,
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Were she not entirely made-up, of course.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:20,
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I could not be less surprised.But not a pikey, right? Just checking I understand you correctly. Pink cowboy hat, yes, pikey, no. Got it.
Only a mentally subnormal peasant would put up with a prick like you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:28,
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tsk, such angerthe pschotropic effects of those hallucinogens you take have wrecked your mind proper
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Yes, that's right. Well done.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:32,
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hey waity a minute, i'm being bullied by a man who thinks his 'friend' 'yeti' has taken lots of drugsoh dearie
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sasha is real, you demented old fruit batwww.b3ta.com/talk/7462361
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yes it is, as opposed to all the bullshit you spout about farming drugs and 'taking copiuos amounts of drugs'like a pathetic child
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I did tell him I was velly solly(
tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:13,
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