I thought he was a shortarse
Or was that battered?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:54, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Battered is like a short Zammo.
Stunned is a giant.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:55, Reply)

So battered should Just Say N..

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:56, Reply)

Battered rocks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Battered pizza
/scottish
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:00, Reply)

I wonder if they do battered rock on the pier?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:01, Reply)

They'd probably batter you WITH a rock
Then rob you for drug money.
We should go again. It'll be ace.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:03, Reply)

Stick it in the calendar.
Once you've met a few more folk at JeffSTOCK II they'll be falling over themselves to have another drink with me and to try and beat me at crazy golf.

And some of them might fancy another drink with you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:06, Reply)

*crosses fingers*
Do you think bank holiday weekend, or should it be earlier, like June or July?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:09, Reply)

I'd thread it and get general views and opinions.
Given that B&Bs are quite cheap in WsM - as are caravans and camping, and you can connect from Temple Meads, a few options for a weekend at the seaside might be useful.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:13, Reply)

I'll do that when everyone's around.
Right, that's enough for me now. I'm off to bed.
Catch you later, Jeffles.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:16, Reply)

NIGHT!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:19, Reply)

Just do it in the capital.
And I shall grace you with my presence.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:17, Reply)

You are still the 'most wanted' (to meet)
From my last jaunt to the capital.

You won the vote quite comfortably.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:18, Reply)

Well, I say that.
It was only me and Monty chatting, and he agreed.

We didn't put it to an offical vote.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:19, Reply)

Your two opinions are the only two that matter to me.
If I could embed a picture of a love heart in here, I would.
But yes, from June to August have a jaunt in jolly old London.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:21, Reply)

How far into August...
I might come along and call Diddy David a Battered wannabee.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:24, Reply)

Right until the end of the month I imagine.
Don't think I'll be going back to the Toon until mid September. And if you're on about David Hamilton, PLEASE kill him instead.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:29, Reply)

I need to pay my respects to Jacko as well.
How is he looking at the Cottage?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:32, Reply)

I ain't seen the geezer in months.
Last time I saw him a mate was pouring bottles of mustard over him in an inebriated manner.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:52, Reply)

It's what he would have wanted.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:56, Reply)