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In a week I'll be off to cork to celebrate StPatirick's day Any Irish b3tans want to join me for a pint?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:23,
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Hope you've got plenty of cash. I couldn't believe how expensive it was.
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Come back Cromwell, all is forgiven.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:32,
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Simple point, if Cromwell had answered the Irish Question PROPERLY, we wouldn't have to put up with all the bog-trotters and even worse the pretend famine-wogs.Always fucking banging on about how great their backwards third-world home country is. And NOT ONE of them able to explain how come if Ireland's so fucking great, why do they ALL leave it?
EDIT: Also a disconcertingly large number of these spudwogs are GINGE.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:41,
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I wish I was Irishthere seems to be more single hot guys there from the information I had (one dating site)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:44,
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Well, if you look like a Catholic priest you're probably in.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:46,
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Only one if you aim it right and can get enough velocity from the slingshot.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:46,
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Wrong.See you've got to make potatos the main crop in the first place. THEN encourage the blight that'll cause the famine. And then and ONLY then encourage them to eat their own babies.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:54,
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Kristine is IrishAll Americans are.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:58,
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Soapy tit wank(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:59,
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Sadly notI was hoping to come up next week but plans have been shelved because the people I work with are bent.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:04,
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Yeah, just busyAnd it pays to show willing. They offered to pay if I had to cancel a holiday, and told me to bill them for a day when I do get to take some leave.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:08,
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You're only going for the chickboys(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:41,
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Fuckee suckee five dollar(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:45,
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Easy diving. The water is amazing. Get 30m visibility.
And fuckee suckee five dollar.
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That's a long old holiday.I hope you don't get sun burnt or the shits.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:59,
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Or in trouble with the authorities(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:00,
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And I hope his holiday insurance covered the bad aids.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:03,
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Bollocks she is.She'll be of good porridge-wog stock.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:01,
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The LOVELY kKKkKKkkkKkkrRrrrrrRRRRRiIIiiIIiisSSsssstTtTTttTTiiIIiiiInNNnnNnNeEEEEEeEE!!!!!!!!*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:12,
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Are you actually of irish decent?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:49,
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Well if you are interested gaz me
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:20,
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Wet ham.You could be in a b*witched tribute act.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:23,
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Evening b3thI've been to the gym.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:02,
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No.But I am able to walk back from the pub with 8 cans and a takeaway without needing oxygen.
So that's an improvement.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:06,
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Well, that's all you can ask for.Any less cuntism today?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:07,
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Yeah, but that's only because all the cuntism happened yesterday.How was your day?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:10,
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Not greatbut not overly shit either, so I'm not going to complain.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:11,
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Glad to hear it.What does tomorrow hold in store?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:12,
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Busy-ness.Things to do, places to go, people to see.
also have to fill up my car and teh fridge in preparation for abandoning mr b3th on Sunday.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:14,
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Don't do it.Gonz will promise you the earth, but he'll be like all the others!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:35,
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5'10"Its a Yorkshire expression
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:06,
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Jackie Wilson SaysHe is
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:07,
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I met Kevin Rowland's brother onceCool story, I know.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:10,
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You may bask in my reflected glory(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:12,
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I am quite pissed. Two bottles of port done, chain smoking and listening to this in anticipation for the fantastic weather Newcastle is set to have tomorrow; youtu.be/YWHj2SWGR0Y
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Pants and port day again?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:09,
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That's only Mondays. Although a couple more glasses and I might de-robe down to my y-fronts.
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Port is nice at Christmas but is for quenders during the rest of the year. Like Baileys.(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Mate I cry watching Desperate Housewives. And love chick flicks more than life itself. As someone who after all that, still doesn't bat for the other team, drinking port is hardly going to affect my standings.
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Baileys is shit all year round.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:14,
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Fucks sake. I'm not clicking any more of your links.How bent is that video? (Well, the first 20 seconds)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:16,
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I think I'll be okI have music here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:40,
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I'm onto this lovely little number now youtu.be/ldOLD3a_vro
Saw Aeroplane the Saturday before last. I say saw, I mean I was in the same room that he was DJing in and remember none of it.
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For some reason this stupid thing will play Baz's links, but not yours.Your assertion yesterday about this iPad being a quender was "on the money"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:47,
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You should consider yourself lucky then. And EVERYONE would get an iPad if they could afford one, myself included. It's the only reason everyone doesn't have one.
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Are they quite good then?I thought they just looked nice.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:52,
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They serve no actual purpose whatsoever. Which is why most (again myself included) are hesitant to fork out five hundred quid for one. My cousin's got one, they're class for pissing about with on the sofa whilst watching tele. Also good when on train journeys or whatever. If half a grand wasn't a lot of money to you you'd get one without thinking.
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I was looking at net books the other day for that very reason.At less than £250 they looked quite useful, if not as pretty.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:55,
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At that price you'd be lucky if they're still in one piece by the time you get them home.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:30,
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In my experience of cheap laptops, they work OK for a few months, then they basically become crippled and struggle to run any software more demanding than Notepad without crashing, turning themselves off or being subject to massive hardware failures.In the worst cases, they literally fall to bits.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:33,
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To be honest, I don't need one.It was just ticking the 'nice to have' list.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:48,
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They're pretty nifty actuallyI'm by no means a computer geek and pledge no allegiance to either camp in the whole Apple/PC quarrel, but I do like it switching on instantly and being ready to use immediately. Some effort has gone into making it quite slick.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:56,
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I know little about themBut I thought they had next to no storage, so unless you write something and then e-mail it, you'd lose it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:58,
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I wouldn't know about that sort of thingApart from work, where technical stuff like that is someone else's job, I only use computers for pissing about on the Internet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:01,
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I've googled itI listened to that track this morning. You were also correct about that.
Try not to let all this go to your head.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:50,
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What, The Number Song?Nice work.
What about Dr Octagon? Late 90s project, Kool Keith from the Ultramagnetic MCs and Dan the Automator.
Look up Bear Witness and Earth People.
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I think I saw Kool Keith at the Autechre ATP in 2003Did you go to that? The line up was right up your street.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:06,
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I didn't and yeah it was.I love autechre (well, their early stuff, when they weren't strangers to melody).
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It was an odd one for meI was much more of an indie kid then and there was a lot of hip hop, which I struggled to relate to (inc Public Enemy, El-P) having no real reference points. There was lots of nice electronica, Aphex Twin's DJ set was amazing and Sunn o))) just confused me at first, but I later learned to love them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:17,
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I have nothing to add.But I wanted to let you know I'm still here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:18,
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Jeff.Autechre.
Started out doing crystalline, shiny, melodic electronica like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=eplM1QfyMsw
These days, strangers to a tune.
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I've been listening to this woman this eveningwww.youtube.com/watch?v=y04wFV-k6is&feature=related
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:25,
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She knew one end of a guitar from the other.FACT.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:33,
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I was looking for a 'starter' album to buy.Fuck me, her recording career is immense.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:35,
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It's unusual for someone from that period to have a "best album"But there are usually pretty comprehensive collections available.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:39,
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I'll read some reviews and make a purchase.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:42,
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It's rare for me to recommend a Best Of... AlbumBut for someone like that you can often get nearly everything they've done on one compilation.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:48,
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That would be perfect.I shall hunt!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:51,
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This is how I feel during discussions about football.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:23,
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What is your local professional football club?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:24,
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York City.But football is for the lower classes, and the quenders.
I'll sit this one out.
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Sit it out in your Stone Island jumper.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:26,
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Coventry CityI kind of followed them during their brief glory days in 1987
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:31,
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Well go to the odd game and if you still think it's bent, don't go no more.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:31,
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Tried that.It is and I don't.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:33,
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Fair enough.Can't say you didn't try!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:35,
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El-P is great.How can you not get hip hop?
Weird.
And Sunn O))) are superb.
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El-P was the first live hip hop I ever experiencedAnd though I kind of enjoyed it, like I said - I had no real reference points. I'm a white, English, middle-class indie kid.
Monoliths and Dimensions was one of my favourite albums of 2010. I saw them play with Om in Birmingham and it was amazing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:29,
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No Ta, fuck corkGoin on the lash for Patricks is a ballache
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:37,
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Or for double shit.Head to Temple Bar.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:38,
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This is the first year I'm quite looking forward to it. At the end of the day it's an excuse to get pissed with your mates. I used to be a grump about this sort of thing but life's too short. Go out and have fun init.
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Too many bloody amateur drinkers, that's what it is.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:49,
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I am reliably informed by someone who grew up in Corkthat it is 'rough as arseholes'. So have fun with that.
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Yay! berky!!How is Oxford?
My tickets for this arrived this week.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhgjEObtrWE
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:40,
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Oxford is good, thanksmy flat is slowly coming to a state of liveability rather than looking like a Calcuttan dump heap.
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I look forward to the flat warming party.It's okay. I won't bring Stunned Poster with me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:47,
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I could fit about 8 people in here10, if I were to be ambitious. It's small. Really quite small.
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If I brought Stunned with me, that would be down to 6 people.He's quite a unit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:50,
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I thought he was a shortarseOr was that battered?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:54,
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Battered is like a short Zammo.Stunned is a giant.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:55,
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I wonder if they do battered rock on the pier?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:01,
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They'd probably batter you WITH a rockThen rob you for drug money.
We should go again. It'll be ace.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:03,
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Stick it in the calendar.Once you've met a few more folk at JeffSTOCK II they'll be falling over themselves to have another drink with me and to try and beat me at crazy golf.
And some of them might fancy another drink with you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:06,
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*crosses fingers*Do you think bank holiday weekend, or should it be earlier, like June or July?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:09,
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I'd thread it and get general views and opinions.Given that B&Bs are quite cheap in WsM - as are caravans and camping, and you can connect from Temple Meads, a few options for a weekend at the seaside might be useful.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:13,
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I'll do that when everyone's around.Right, that's enough for me now. I'm off to bed.
Catch you later, Jeffles.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:16,
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You are still the 'most wanted' (to meet)From my last jaunt to the capital.
You won the vote quite comfortably.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:18,
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Well, I say that.It was only me and Monty chatting, and he agreed.
We didn't put it to an offical vote.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:19,
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Your two opinions are the only two that matter to me.If I could embed a picture of a love heart in here, I would.
But yes, from June to August have a jaunt in jolly old London.
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How far into August...I might come along and call Diddy David a Battered wannabee.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:24,
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Right until the end of the month I imagine. Don't think I'll be going back to the Toon until mid September. And if you're on about David Hamilton, PLEASE kill him instead.
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I need to pay my respects to Jacko as well.How is he looking at the Cottage?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 0:32,
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I ain't seen the geezer in months.Last time I saw him a mate was pouring bottles of mustard over him in an inebriated manner.
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