Plankton are a fundermental part of life on earth,
I take that as a compliment, I'm both top and bottom of the food chain.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You've always seemed like
more of a bottom to me...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

oooooh rude!
don't plankton produce shitloads of oxygen so they're vital for life on earth? or is it that they produce 99% of the carbon dioxide?

something like that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Lord Knows.
I believe they're just tiny, alcohol-free, sexually unattractive sea-insects and therefore of little interest to the denizens of B3ta.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

i looked it up jsut now, they produce 50% of our oxygen and feed on cO2
plus he's the best thing about spongebob (maybe other than squidward)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Squidward is way better.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Thats Phytoplankton
its a single cell plant... rather than an animal




cock it too slow.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Well, you should know Stewie. Being as you are king of the Diatoms.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

that doesn't sound right at all, i mean if i were phytoplankton or algae then i wouldn't nbe able to type
we wouldn't be communicating right now, make sense man
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

"then i wouldn't nbe able to type"
Proving his point here perfectly, spazmo.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Interesting - have googled Diatoms.
Whilst many of us, myself included, no doubt yearn for a simpler life, being 'unicellular' would seem to be pushing those limits.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)