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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you need to rock it up a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:57, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
How can I do that Captain?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
i don't have all the answers
young jeff. Look inside yourself for the rock hidden within
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)
The rock says...
'Jeff, have a beer' and that's what I'm going to do.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
that might rock your world, but that's not sharing the rock

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Fancy a beer?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:29, Reply)
yup
but I have none. I drank them on bacon butty night
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)
You could go and get some more.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)
I drinked some wine with me tea, so no
I don't think there are beer shops that near here, it's cold out
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Too bad.
Got any weed or owt?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:40, Reply)
there are weeds in the garden

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Well make a nice cup of tea.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)
i think I might
although it's a a little risqué at this time of night
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Do it. You know you want to.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:45, Reply)
done
if I don't sleep, it's your fault
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:47, Reply)
If you don't sleep it'll be because you've not exercised enough today!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:47, Reply)
that is true
I was going to go to the gym but I got distracted by music shop guys, napping and the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:49, Reply)
You could go to the gym tomorrow instead.
Or are you going back to the music shop?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:53, Reply)
gym tomorrow
going back to the music shop next saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Did you check that he was working next Saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)
I said "I'll see you next saturday"
So I expect so
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Are you going to drag the purchase out a bit by making him show you a few other guitars?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)
probably
I totally dragged my visit out today. And went back a bit later. I need to learn to play stairway to heaven I think
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:08, Reply)
hahaha
Do you play guitar already?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)
yeah
but very badly. I have an electric one, but it sounds shit without plugging in, that's why I wanted an acoustic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)
What else do you play?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)
flute

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)
He'll have swapped shifts now you've said that

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
wait, I meant he said it, not me
but yes, he probably will
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I mean *to* Saturday not *from*
in case you thought I was being mean.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)
I had assumed mean
but I was being pessimistic, there is no way he really fancies me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Perhaps he LARPs
and has a secret fetish for orcs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)
maybe...

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Evening you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
evening miss
good day?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Pretty darn tasty, thank you.
You channelling your inner sex goddess yet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)
not really
I'm trying to make an extension for the pig cage. I don't think this lends itself to sex-goddessness
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Have the pigs won their battle for planning permission and got the green light to extend?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Today the extension
Tomorrow - the world!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:29, Reply)
well, there were some bribes to the council
but they are OK with it now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I assume this will push you into teh next council tax bracket?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)
oh man I hadn't thought of that
this really does push the value of the house up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)

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