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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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function m2t($time = 0) { return date("H:i:s", $time); }
$time = strtotime('today');
$end = $time + 600;
while ($time < $end) { // 10 hours
$newTime = $time + 35;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : ZZzzzzZZZ <br />";
$time = $newTime;
$newTime = $time + 1;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : Oh lordy, what's that pain? It's like my balls are in my stomach and they're being squeezed by someone whos never used them.<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$newTime = $time + 15;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : [Censored time behind locked door with lots of grunting and 'OH GOD'ing].<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$newTime = $time + 9;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : Getting back to sleep.<br />";
$time = $newTime;
}
$newTime = $time + 10;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : YAY, TABLET TIME, PAIN GONE FOR NOW.<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$newTime = $time + 240;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : I _will_ finish this awesome bit of coding today .<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$user['pain'] = 'gone';
$newTime = $time + 120;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : I am going to....".($user['pain'] == 'gone' ? "Go Cafe and then buy a nice new shirt" : "Stay in and chill for a bit")." .<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$newTime = $time + 120;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : Then I'm gonna ".($work['status'] == '100' ? "Clean flat completely" : "Do a bit more work")." .<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$newTime = $time + 5;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : TABLET TIME ! YAY ! PAIN GO AWAY FOR A WHILE .<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$newTime = $time + 120;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : Then I'm gonna ".($work['status'] == '100' ? "Clean flat completely" : "Do a bit more work")." .<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$work['status'] = 100;
$newTime = $time + 120;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : Then I'm gonna ".($work['status'] == '100' ? "Clean flat completely" : "Do a bit more work")." .<br />";
$time = $newTime;
/*
I donno what I'm going to do today, might go cafe later, might go shops, I just donno.
If my pain subsides I would like to buy a really nice new shirt later. I've been doing some really cool work yesterday, can't wait to show it off on monday.
I really need my treatment that I get every 2 months, it's due not this wed but the one after, I normally am worst in the run-up to it.
*/
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
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(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Here is the above code rendered as-is.
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/wp-content/themes/duplex/asfd.php
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)
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