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What does today hold for you?For me:
8am - 12pm - work.
12pm - 3pm - decorating.
3pm - 6pm - pub, watching rugby.
6pm - 8pm - cooking and eating.
8pm - 10pm - relaxation, watching TV, reading.
10pm - an early night.
Alt: is this the dullest post on OT ever?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:00,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Sez you.Morning boys.
12pm - train
6pm - see family
?pm - fall into coma
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:30,
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Morning B3th. Where are you getting the train to?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:32,
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10am - computer games????
Profit.
Sundays are not for doing stuff on. I have carved my path of destruction and devastated hearts for this week and now, as the Lord hath commanded, I rest.
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Kroney, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:38,
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Got so much going on that I have to do stuff on a Sunday.Plus my wife & daughter are away which is a good opportunity to get stuff done.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:48,
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10.41: back to bed.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:41,
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Alt: No, it would require some discussion of football teams and vegetable patches for that accolade10am-6.30pm - work
6.30-7.00pm - shamble down to Lewisham to set up for a short gig
7.01pm - Wonder why Lewisham bothers existing
8.45pm - Escape venue with the money the guy will owe me for this set, and hopefully he'll remember he also owes me for one back in December.
Edit: Although, in parallel to this, I remembered the existence of my spotify account yesterday, so I shall be discovering some good jazz in the meantime. McCoy Tyner plays John Coltrane has been pretty damn good so far.
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UpdateTyner plays Coltrane is actually a fucking superb recording. Because of course you all care.
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I will check it outTyner plays on Kind of Blue, right?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:15,
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We gotta fihfunction m2t($time = 0) { return date("H:i:s", $time); }
$time = strtotime('today');
$end = $time + 600;
while ($time < $end) { // 10 hours
$newTime = $time + 35;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : ZZzzzzZZZ <br />";
$time = $newTime;
$newTime = $time + 1;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : Oh lordy, what's that pain? It's like my balls are in my stomach and they're being squeezed by someone whos never used them.<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$newTime = $time + 15;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : [Censored time behind locked door with lots of grunting and 'OH GOD'ing].<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$newTime = $time + 9;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : Getting back to sleep.<br />";
$time = $newTime;
}
$newTime = $time + 10;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : YAY, TABLET TIME, PAIN GONE FOR NOW.<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$newTime = $time + 240;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : I _will_ finish this awesome bit of coding today .<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$user['pain'] = 'gone';
$newTime = $time + 120;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : I am going to....".($user['pain'] == 'gone' ? "Go Cafe and then buy a nice new shirt" : "Stay in and chill for a bit")." .<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$newTime = $time + 120;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : Then I'm gonna ".($work['status'] == '100' ? "Clean flat completely" : "Do a bit more work")." .<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$newTime = $time + 5;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : TABLET TIME ! YAY ! PAIN GO AWAY FOR A WHILE .<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$newTime = $time + 120;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : Then I'm gonna ".($work['status'] == '100' ? "Clean flat completely" : "Do a bit more work")." .<br />";
$time = $newTime;
$work['status'] = 100;
$newTime = $time + 120;
echo m2t($time)." - ".m2t($newTime)." : Then I'm gonna ".($work['status'] == '100' ? "Clean flat completely" : "Do a bit more work")." .<br />";
$time = $newTime;
/*
I donno what I'm going to do today, might go cafe later, might go shops, I just donno.
If my pain subsides I would like to buy a really nice new shirt later. I've been doing some really cool work yesterday, can't wait to show it off on monday.
I really need my treatment that I get every 2 months, it's due not this wed but the one after, I normally am worst in the run-up to it.
*/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:57,
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Which comes out like this....coll3ctive.co.uk/wp-content/themes/duplex/tagcloud.php?id=asdf
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 11:08,
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nice syntax error(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 11:45,
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Ahh, thats 'cus I was being lazy and used a file that I'm currently owrking onHere is the above code rendered as-is.
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/wp-content/themes/duplex/asfd.php
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 11:50,
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09.59 - wake up10.00 - bounce out of bed exclaiming what a beautiful day it is.
10.02 - bounce back in to bed in order to have a little think about what to do today.
11.08 - oops.
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I dunno battered, you post a lot of shit.LOLOLOLOL.
Nah, swipey is the frisbee adam of OT so probably something she posted.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 11:14,
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i don't knowbut sitting on the back step in teh sun with banana milk has been doing well for me so far
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 11:46,
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Already...Stripped beds and washed bedding.
Vacuumed bedrooms and lounge.
Had excellent breakfast.
Hour-long telephone conversation with big bro.
Moved bookcase at G/F's place.
Replaced socket at G/F's place.
Shopped for reduced Cava.
Come home, packed guitars into car ready for twang club.
Printed off loads of songsheets for aforementioned twang club.
It's just gone noon - how did I function when I used to sleep 'til 2?
Alt: No. this one is AICMFP
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hmmm...10am - 1pm Facebook games
1pm - 1:30pm lunch
2pm - 4pm Man United vs West Bromwich Albion
4pm - 5pm telly
5pm - 6pm on the phone with my woman
6pm - 7pm dinner
7pm - 11pm gig
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 12:12,
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I'm going to get upHave breakfast and find reasons to loaf about all day.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 12:48,
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Does that meanYou'll be spending the afternoon outdoors, if so, what will you do?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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pottering round town mainlyI may go and play tennis in a bit, if there are any courts free. If not, I shall have an ice cream. Actually i'll probably do that anyway.
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Mr WhippyWith a flake, chopped nuts and dragons blood!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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I quite fancy some ice cream now.I blame you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 14:51,
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the words 'blame' and 'ice cream' do not belong in a sentence togetherunless the word 'spillage' is also involved. you should be thanking me!
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Maybe.But I really fancied a Mr Whippy and I don't have access to one.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 16:15,
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the mcdonald's mcflurry doodahis pretty much the same thing, if that makes it any easier? and it's coming up for teatime, there's bound to be a van knocking about.
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I've decided I don't need ice cream.Instead, I'm browsing job boards, watching the rugby and considering going to the gym.
Did you get yourself a Mr Whippy?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 16:28,
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Wow.A train. Get yourself to the buffet carriage and buy booze.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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There is no buffet carriage, Jeff.And anyway, I'm not a frightful alcoholic.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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Did you getA crossword book for the journey?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 15:01,
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We're a goal down Jeff:(
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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Could be worse, you could support Bristol City.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 15:16,
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Truetwo and a man down now.
Their first one took a wicked deflection off a potato on the pitch.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 15:41,
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I'm watching the rugby.This is going a bit better.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 15:43,
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I hadn't realised that Swansea beat Man City.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 16:14,
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I brought my e readerWhich seems to have not charged. So effectively, I'm carting a plastic brick in my bag. Never mind. I also have my phone, my ipod, my ds and some magazines.
I'm sure I'll be fine.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Mar 2012, 15:41,
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I'll bet there are kids on this train of yours with fewer toys.Did you take your knitting with you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 15:42,
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Woooh there Dozer.Benders? Surely you mean QUENDERS.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 16:34,
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You're Bendy McQuendy.Had a good weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 16:39,
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Got horrendously pished on Friday night.Stayed in bed until 5pm on Saturday.
On the plus side, I found a 10 year old whisky called 'Laddie'.
Hence me asking the barman for a 10 year old laddie.
Paedolols.
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Good work.Made any stylish clothing purchases recently?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 16:42,
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Too bad.I saw a range of DVS skate shoes the other day, that, whilst not my thing, might have been right up your DG avenue.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 16:52,
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I like DVS sneaks, I have three pairs.One of those pairs has diamante details and a pinstriped heel.
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Not to worry.I'm thinking that another pair of trainers might be in order.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:04,
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DC, DVS and Lakai are all excellent.And Fallen, if you can find them.
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I tend to buy Adidas vintage and shell toes.size.co.uk have been good for me in the past.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:08,
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DCs are like black cocks.Once you've tried them, you never go back.
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hahahahaThe last skate shoes I had were Airwalk Lava, well over 20 years ago.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:13,
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stupid middle class kidsI just went all the way to the gym for a swim and it's shut for some brat's private party :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 16:46,
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I'm calling 'Chinny Reckon' in your direction Captain.I'm suggesting you never really went 'all the way to the gym' and instead, told us a fib.
I'll wager you had no intention of going to the gym.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 16:51,
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I did, too!From this I can tell you that the while it is sunny where I am, the gym, just 5 miles away, is in a pool of fog.
I did have a coffee there, mind
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 16:55,
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Surely if the pool was busy, you could have still used the gym.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 16:57,
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I *could* haveif I had my gym stuff, I just fancied a swim because it's a nice day
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 16:58,
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Fair enough.What does this evening hold in store?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:02,
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don't knowI'm tired. I have the uncomfortable twitchiness and restlessness which comes when I need to make something, but I can't find my crochet hooks and most of my art stuff is in boxes waiting for me to paint the art room. I might just have to dig out a sketchbook or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:04,
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Why not go to the offy, get some beer and cook a nice dinner.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:06,
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that will not do the trickbut - yay! just found crochethooks while looking for a sketchbook.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:08,
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New thread time.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 17:09,
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