The poor bastard does sound somewhat whipped
(Almost makes me wonder whether he's shacked up with a particular one of my exes...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

if he carries on eating a chinese with curry sauce followed by pizza and chips
he'll be too well insulated to feel the whipmarks anyway.

did your ex ban food too??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)

No, but she did tell me off for saying "sorry"
Because "it made her feel bad." Well, hey bitch, if you hadn't shouted it at me for some minor and trivial infraction in the first place, I wouldn't feel the need to apologise, thus tidily avoiding the whole problem!

_{(In short: a few years ago, first serious girlfriend and equipped with the temperament of Kim Jong-Il, too timid and naive to know better)}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I bet she told you off for using "infraction" as well
cos it made her feel STOOPID
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:22, Reply)

omg she needed a smack
with your guitar.

with razor blades stuck in the back of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:22, Reply)

THIS JUST IN
www.b3ta.com/questions/buzzwords/post688394
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Yeah, I saw that - that's what my comparison was based on!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)

like i said in the other thread, i suspect that mrs claude speed is his mum

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)

yeah...
..... the future mrs speed IS the former mrs crow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Hey, Crow
You and Claude are custard cousins!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)

i doubt crow cares
as he got there first.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Yeah
Custard is for afters
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:32, Reply)

(And would not go back for love nor money)

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Or cold custard

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Lukewarm is more scary

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)

I don't know, you don't want it cooling down and getting a skin on it...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)

But it didn't stop you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Many years ago, nowt stopped me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:36, Reply)

A bit rapy...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Not meant in that way
I was somewhat of a fannyrat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:37, Reply)