There's a weird high-five-backslap-hug I've seen that I just don't get.
A handshake is fine. I don't get the logistics of this new thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:54, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

There's no need
the minefiled that is kissing girls hello was bad enough, why add this to the mix?

I find myslef holding out a hand for a handshake as they pile in for a hug, my hand is then pinned dangerously close to the genitle area.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)

You've perfected a way to make this look like an accident now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)

...which was exactly what I had intended
Nothing says hello like a clit tweak
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)

How is kissing girls hello a minefield?
Hot = kiss on the cheek
Ugly = handshake
Fat = nod from distance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Sage advice ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Cheers
I was surprised too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:02, Reply)

This plan will work out brilliantly if you are introduced to three girls at once
a fit one, a fugly one and a fatty
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:03, Reply)

The confusing bit is when you get introduced to a fat ugly girl
Try to remember that fat trumps ugly, don't go in for a handshake whilst nodding, you'll look special
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Too much Sopranos watching
Hugs with back slapping
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)

There's no such thing as too much Sopranos

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Eyyyyyy!
Badabing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)