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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd put the afro on the smaller one to even them upAll girls have one boob smaller than the other, right?
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allegedlyi dispute it, but nearly all my friends would agree. and apart from one, it's always the right one.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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And boy did you provide it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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i hear that sometimes you don't even bother turning up to make the delivery(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:37,
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i also specified "poetry"that is more like poo-try
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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You knew that in order to appeal to SwipeYou had to make it about her.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:34,
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Yeah, but, rightmy poem makes self-mocking reference to the pandering, so it's like totally self-aware and meta, yeah?
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you're both wrongit was just better than kroney's.
then again, he did set the bar pretty fucking low!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:36,
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BOLLOCKSI should have demanded a prize for the winner. Something bra-related.
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Many years ago I was "on the nest" with a girl from MauritiusIt was most off-putting that she had one massively long hair protuding from each nip
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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On the nest with a girl from MauritiusWith breasts that seemed quite delicious
On closer inspection
I lost my erection
On discovering her nips were quite pileous
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:30,
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