we'd still need someone to hold the camera

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

haha comedy timing from darf

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:07, Reply)

For. Fucks. Sake. Swipe.
You couldn't be any more desperate for attention if you tried.

You remind me of the girl i saw at my girlfriend's office at lunch, she had on 6" heels, low cut, short dress, shitloads of makeup, cheap perfume, absolutely no awareness that she's completely undermining the role of the professional woman in the work place
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)

That was a mirror, Quint.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)

i wish i had legs like that :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)

you turn up at your gf's office at lunchtime?
ffs you clingy needy desperate not to be alone for 5 mins neckless waste of space, let her enjoy a few hours without you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

hours roastings
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)

we are in love, i'm not seeing her tonight so it was just a quick visit
do you know what its like to be in love you fat mess?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)

or to translate:
waaaah wahhhhhhh i can't be by myself for even 5 mins, so i turned up to annoy her.

bet her colleagues are pissing themselves.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I'M PUTTING YOU BACK ON IGBORE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)

is that the sound of your chubby thighs rubbing together i hear?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)

it should be the crashing sound of silence as you ignore me, darling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)

shhh....

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

got it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)

got it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)

you sure?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)