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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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HahahaI'm not normally one to moan about my better half behind her back but she was in spectacularly poor form yesterday
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:56, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Must be in the fucking water mate(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:01,
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Mrs Cow's away on one as well then?It could be a small, very specific water source particular only to two women who live 300 miles apart, or it could be that all women are menkle.
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I'm going for option B - MENKLENo, she has been in a right fucking mood this weekend
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:03,
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The orbit of the moon affects the whole planet.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:06,
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Are you calling Mrs Foxtrot fat?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:12,
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"Ms" makes her sound like a lesbian thoughOh hang on... I didn't realise that was the arrangement.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:20,
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My one apologised once we got homewhich was a fucking relief, normally dancing makes her happy as larry, I was dreading what she was going to be like once it was over.
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She also apologised last nightI farted and went to sleep. I win
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:09,
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You know you've found a special girlif she's prepared to apologise for being wrong. Ever.
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