Yummy, yummy crackling.
the best part of a roast dinner.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Nah, the best part of a roast dinner
Is the snooze in front of the Grand Prix after eating it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:59, Reply)

The best part of a roast dinner
is making your other half wash up afterwards. Heh.
(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)

If you have a dishwasher you can both snooze to the Grand Prix*
Edit: I'd still need one of those 'other halves' to make that work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)

They really are rather overrated

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Dishwashers?
There was one in the last place I lived and I never used it. It's easier and quicker to do them by hand. And there's also less smug pleasure sitting on the sofa watching TB load his dishwasher than there was in forcing him to stand at the sink for 20 minutes.
(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)

I'll bet you'd love to chain TB to the sink and make him wear rubber gloves.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)

Not really
I just get satisfaction from forcing him to man the fuck up occasionally.
(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)

But if he's wearing 'the gloves' so much the better, eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:15, Reply)

No. That's just weird.

(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)

I meant other halves.
I would hate to be without my dishwasher.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)

Can you not just put your plates on the floor and let the dog clean 'em?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

I know. I had one for a long time!
I don't miss the 'relationship' thing, but there are times when you'd like to share things with someone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)

How long were you married?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Just over 7 years.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

You must have been a child bride.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)

26 or 27.
Seems no age now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Ah, you're still a young 'un.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)

I'll be 38 this year.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I thought you were a fair bit younger than me
and I'm 38 now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)

What can I say?
*Does of a 'Fonz style' Heeeey!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Fucking hell
that's the age I am!
(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Therefore, my words should be treated with respect berk!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:19, Reply)

It seems very weird to me that all of my friends are getting married and having kids
am I really that old already? The idea of any of that settling down stuff gives me the fear. Slightly wistful fear, but still.
(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Well I had a go, and the ex decided I was just too awesome to keep and that it would be a crime
To not share me with the wider world.

Or summat. I've got friends who married at a similar age to me, and they are happy and all that sort of thing, it just didn't work out for me. No real regrets, 'tis life.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:23, Reply)

I was 25 when I ensnared mr b3th.
He's had the best years of my life.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Gonz will make sure it isn't too late if you fancy a change.
Unless berk gets in there first. Or, you both get in there at the same time and make all his dreams come true.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)

+ wet

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)

wet like a slobbering pug puppy.
(By the way, I'm delighted you thought I was younger than I am).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:27, Reply)

That's why I thought you were a bit 'boyband'.
it's those boyish good looks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)

hahahaha!
So when are you coming to Briz?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:30, Reply)

Don't know yet.
I still haven't heard back from the agencies. I might have to do a ring-around later in the week.
I think I might sleep very very late tomorrow though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:32, Reply)

I take it you got your connection then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)

No, I'm sleeping at the station tonight.



Or yes. And I got an earlier train from Sheffield too, so I was home by half eight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)

Glad to hear that Roota is enjoying her new job.
See you on the Left
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)

What, the washing up?
you old romantic, you.
(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

You wash, I'll dry.
It's a beautiful moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)

I hate doing the washing up, 'cus of the amount I cook and pots'n'pans I use, I have to do it at least once every other day, but normally every day now.
But most of the time the effort is worth it =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Haha, last year I really enjoyed the F1, I didn't know hardly anything about it, but me and TGB was watching it most weekends and getting into it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Damn straight missy, spot on.
I wo wish you could buy slightly crisp, well seasoned, a little bit of fat'n'meat chicken scratchings, I'd be so fucking hooked with a little bag of them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)