YaaY
Alt Yaay

I'm really excited, and I'm going to wrestle a large dog this week. YaaY

Alt alt, fuck of and say YaaY or I will write a rubbish song about you.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:48, 162 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is that a euphemism for one of the rare occasions that you have sex with your wife?
If so YAAAYYyyyyyhhhh WOOOOOOoooooooo your wifes a fat bitch Woooooooooo
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:09, Reply)

he's now going to write a rubbish song about you

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:11, Reply)

It'd better be terrible K or the cunts goin on ignore
i aint ignored anyone, I bet it's dead empowering
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:13, Reply)

that's it Rory
My second to next rubbish song is about you.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)

\o/

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Fanfuckingtantistick
It's lesbian monday again!
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)

catomongi more like
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:13, Reply)

there has never been
An unhappy happy clapper.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:18, Reply)

lot's of unhappy hairy cloppers though. Where's Blousie when you need an example eh?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:18, Reply)

OHMYGODYOU@REBRINGINGUPTHEWHOLEFACEBOOKUNFRIENDINGINCIDENTAGAIN
where's Al when you need some perspective on these events
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)

You are Stu Francis
AICM Crackerjack pencil.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:18, Reply)

evening Jeff
How is your donkey these days?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:21, Reply)

write a song, write a song!
what kind of dog?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:00, Reply)

you write a song!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:05, Reply)

but but she said she would!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:13, Reply)

are you so sure it's a she?
I automatically assume everyone is a dude, since there are no girls on the internets
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:15, Reply)

she's been here before a few times
get called a he, denies it, doesn't stay long then goes away again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:19, Reply)

YaaY
YaaY for happiness for no reason whatsoever.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)

I am indeed thinking of said song right now.
My friend has this 8 stone golden retriever. Nice doggie. HUGE balls.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)

I mean the dog
The dog has huge balls, not my friend. She has no balls.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:39, Reply)

I am beyond fucked off. Plan's for the weekend in tatters.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Have you considered visiting your GP for a formal bi-polar diagnosis

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:05, Reply)

I went to see my GP.
He diagnosed me with being 'too good looking'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:28, Reply)

The only downside is that it is caused by the massive un-operable tumour pressing against the sexual magnetism centre of the brain

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:37, Reply)

hahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Every cloud and all that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:39, Reply)

In your case a sexy, sexy, yet terminal cloud

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)

I appear to have developed autism
I ended up buying a load of mo wax vinyl today most of which I had on cd, and my record player's bust
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Ooh nice, what did you get?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)

umm headz 1, 2, pre emptive, horse with no name, kung foo fighting, freediving, meiso, lost and found, a whim, sam server
Nae cheap.
There's some broken down endtroducing that looks quite tempting, and good?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

I have Headz 1 & 2A on Vinyl (all three on CD)
Pre Emptive Strike, was looking for Horse With No Name, I have Kung Fu Fighting, don't have freediving, have Meiso, very much want Lost & Found, haven't got A Whim and that Sam Sever is on my 'next to buy' list.

You can get it at a fair price on Discogs. Where did you get all that lot from?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Nerp eBay slag ent I
I've just ended up with a load of beastie boy and James brown records to boot. It, all too easy to chuck a load of cash away on vinyl :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Beastie Boys is cool.
If you have too much vinyl you know where I live innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Surely there is no such thing as too much vinyl...?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)

why?
If I may be so bold to ask
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Girl I was supposed to be spending it with is ill.
We've rescheduled for the following weekend but it's still annoying. Got nowt to do now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 19:45, Reply)

You know what, I'm gonna get a fucking dog tattoed to the inside of my eyelids, a fucking pug stuck in a toilet or bumping its head into a wall.
So when shit stuff happens, I can close my eyes, and see a pug.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)

I can't see how a tattoo would help with that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Superglue + these, that'll do me.
www.engadget.com/2012/03/09/forth-dimensions-second-replicating-reality-concept-stuffs-half/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I'll wait 'till they utilise the technology for pornography, I think.
As always happens with all new technology...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Hah, man's second thought when inventing/making anything, is how to fuck it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Tough day, eh Gonz?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Yeah', sucks quite a bit.
Everyone went mental over something I made over the weekend, but today I made two massive fuck-ups. The first one took our main site down for like 20 minutes, which is no big deal, but it's the 3rd time I've done it, it wasn't something that is my fault, but it was done via my actions.

The second one messed up the navigation section for 3 hours to one of the biggest snowboarding sites, it still all worked, but it looked a bit messy. Thing is though, I fixed it, it was working fine, couldn't work out how it _was_ working before. Then after about an hour, my fix broke (due to an outside update), but it was still working, where as it shouldn't be. This is troubling for developers. Then something else is doing the same thing (the FB comments thing down below).

Then some more bad stuff which totally sucks and I doubt'll get fixed, but I'll get over it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlN_tOqy8sM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Yup, totally, the good thing about a shitty day is that when you wake up, they're over.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)

I find that wine and youtube usually suffice.

(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Booze: The cause and cure of all life's wrongs.
Does anyone get a facebook comment thinggy under where it says 'comments' on this?.... whitelines.mpora.com/product/da-kine-high-roller-snowboard-bag-gear-review.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Yes, why?

(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Oh good ! It works on half my browsers but not the other half. It's better than before, which was not at all, and the code is right, its just going iffy sometimes.
And I need to diognose why.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)

No, empty for me on the most recent Chrome update.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Where did everyone go?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)

I'm back home again.
Where is everyone?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Everyone deleted their accounts and killed themselves

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Best thing, really.
How are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I'm alright, thanks
How about you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)

I'm bloody knackered.
I'll be happy to see my bed tonight, I can tell you. How people do journeys like that every couple of days is beyond me. I could never be a contractor.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Where did you go?
Barnsley wasn't it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Yup.
Up one day, back the next. I feel like I haven't sat down for a week.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Surely you sat down all the way there and back
And most likely for part of the time you spent there.
Funerals can be quite draining.
Who died? Anyone good?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

auntie.
Well, great auntie.
It was sad but at teh same time really lovely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Best way for a funeral

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)

It was very nice to see the family again too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Pity it takes a death to get everyone together, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Whilst I'm sure it hasn't been a nice visit
Might I ask how Edinburgh is treating Roots and DJ?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)

She's loving her new job and teh new flat.
he doesn't count, so I disn't ask what he thought.
Turns out I've chased him away from here by my constant presence.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Shame
He was funnier than you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Still, glad Roota is happy

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)

That's what he said.
Considering he was the one who told me to come here, I think it just shows that everyone likes me more than him.
He didn't believe that either.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Liar.
You know I rock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

You certainly do.
Any news on the new contract?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I've been asked to stay on
Until the end of the year, but I haven't accepted yet. We'll see.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)

What's making you waver?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)

his wrist-a
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Evenin', Bobs.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Bonsoir madame. What's up?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)

rien

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:23, Reply)

why don't you do a puzzle?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:25, Reply)

because I'm knackered.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:33, Reply)

HAVE A HOT CHOCOLATE AND CUDDLE THE DOG
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Money
And the fact it will take me to 18 months on the same project with the same company. This boy likes a bit of change.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)

ha
lu
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:29, Reply)

WooHoo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Evenin' all.
Life is generally awesome, how are you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Going for a drink cheered you up then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)

That it did, mightily
I also has chips. Life is good. How's life in Hippyvile?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Full of new records

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Good, good.
Anything I'd have heard about or is it monty-music?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Neither
Reflections in the Sea of Nurnen - Rare jazz from 1975, with ARP synths and moogs.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)

I understand some of these words....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Which ones?
Do you need more codeine?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:36, Reply)

No codine today.
Actually I understand all of them except Nurnen and ARP, but I can't reallly translate it into a 'sound' in my head.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Hope this helps:
pharaohs-dance.blogspot.com/2007/09/doug-hammond-reflections-in-sea-of.html

ARP was a brand of analogue synthesisers. Much beloved of vintage synth freaks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:47, Reply)

And here is a Monty link for you before I go to bed:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO5hxmComYE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:54, Reply)

aRSENAL are on fire.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Oh, so that's what those people were all being excited about.
In other gay-related news: You're missing Top Gun
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)

First blu-ray I bought.Standard issue brother.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Dear me.
Congrats(?) on the footyball.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:23, Reply)

yup, Arsenal are on a winning streak which has made me a happy bobby.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Good-oh
I'm happy you're happy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:28, Reply)

I'm not broken, so that's a plus.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Well done.
Glad to hear it. I'm feeling less broken too, which is nice.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Oh, I totally forgot, I was at the butchers today and he gave me some pig-skin, a big sheet of the stuff, he was just gonna bin it.
So I made a honey'n'mustard pork crackling, I burnt it a bit, but it's well nice. I only had a few bites though, as I don't want to eat so much fat, I just wanted to see if I could make it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Bad Jew!
No *insert Jewish treat here* for you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Haha, if god was against eating pork, he wouldn't make them so gosh darn tasty.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)

I still laugh at the Rappin' Rabbi on The Simpsons
Dancing around a pig roast, singing 'can't touch this'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Yummy, yummy crackling.
the best part of a roast dinner.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Nah, the best part of a roast dinner
Is the snooze in front of the Grand Prix after eating it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:59, Reply)

The best part of a roast dinner
is making your other half wash up afterwards. Heh.
(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)

If you have a dishwasher you can both snooze to the Grand Prix*
Edit: I'd still need one of those 'other halves' to make that work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)

They really are rather overrated

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Dishwashers?
There was one in the last place I lived and I never used it. It's easier and quicker to do them by hand. And there's also less smug pleasure sitting on the sofa watching TB load his dishwasher than there was in forcing him to stand at the sink for 20 minutes.
(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)

I'll bet you'd love to chain TB to the sink and make him wear rubber gloves.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)

Not really
I just get satisfaction from forcing him to man the fuck up occasionally.
(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)

But if he's wearing 'the gloves' so much the better, eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:15, Reply)

No. That's just weird.

(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)

I meant other halves.
I would hate to be without my dishwasher.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)

Can you not just put your plates on the floor and let the dog clean 'em?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

I know. I had one for a long time!
I don't miss the 'relationship' thing, but there are times when you'd like to share things with someone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)

How long were you married?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Just over 7 years.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

You must have been a child bride.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)

26 or 27.
Seems no age now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Ah, you're still a young 'un.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)

I'll be 38 this year.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I thought you were a fair bit younger than me
and I'm 38 now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)

What can I say?
*Does of a 'Fonz style' Heeeey!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Fucking hell
that's the age I am!
(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Therefore, my words should be treated with respect berk!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:19, Reply)

It seems very weird to me that all of my friends are getting married and having kids
am I really that old already? The idea of any of that settling down stuff gives me the fear. Slightly wistful fear, but still.
(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Well I had a go, and the ex decided I was just too awesome to keep and that it would be a crime
To not share me with the wider world.

Or summat. I've got friends who married at a similar age to me, and they are happy and all that sort of thing, it just didn't work out for me. No real regrets, 'tis life.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:23, Reply)

I was 25 when I ensnared mr b3th.
He's had the best years of my life.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Gonz will make sure it isn't too late if you fancy a change.
Unless berk gets in there first. Or, you both get in there at the same time and make all his dreams come true.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)

+ wet

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)

wet like a slobbering pug puppy.
(By the way, I'm delighted you thought I was younger than I am).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:27, Reply)

That's why I thought you were a bit 'boyband'.
it's those boyish good looks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)

hahahaha!
So when are you coming to Briz?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:30, Reply)

Don't know yet.
I still haven't heard back from the agencies. I might have to do a ring-around later in the week.
I think I might sleep very very late tomorrow though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:32, Reply)

I take it you got your connection then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)

No, I'm sleeping at the station tonight.



Or yes. And I got an earlier train from Sheffield too, so I was home by half eight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)

Glad to hear that Roota is enjoying her new job.
See you on the Left
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)

What, the washing up?
you old romantic, you.
(berk, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

You wash, I'll dry.
It's a beautiful moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)

I hate doing the washing up, 'cus of the amount I cook and pots'n'pans I use, I have to do it at least once every other day, but normally every day now.
But most of the time the effort is worth it =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Haha, last year I really enjoyed the F1, I didn't know hardly anything about it, but me and TGB was watching it most weekends and getting into it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Damn straight missy, spot on.
I wo wish you could buy slightly crisp, well seasoned, a little bit of fat'n'meat chicken scratchings, I'd be so fucking hooked with a little bag of them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)

*waits*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:40, Reply)

For what?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:41, Reply)

I dunno.
Is something going to happen?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Yeah. You are going to tell me when PIER BASH 2012 is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)

I don't know.
I haven't canvassed the troops yet.
Do you have a preference?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:43, Reply)

I don't know.
Give me some options.

Is it a day trip, is it a weekender?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:44, Reply)

Should be a weekend I hink, for maximum attendance.
unless it's some time in the summer holidays.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:45, Reply)

What do you call the summer hols?
Given that summer in WsM has been known to pass in under an hour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:46, Reply)

I'd say August, really.
But we'll be heaving with Brummies then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:47, Reply)

Well put something in the calendar
And see who bites.

I've got a golf tournament title to defend!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:48, Reply)

I will certainly put some serious thought into it.
And get some extra practice in ; )
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Stop right there.
You aren't allowed to practice. That isn't in the rules.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Oh, hold on, now.
No-one said there were rules.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:52, Reply)

Well there are.
The rules are, I win.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Well, that's not fair.
Is there a committee I can appeal to?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:55, Reply)

The DogFucker Golfing Association will consider all appeals.
The chances are though, they'll fail.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 23:59, Reply)

You're mean.
And on that note,i think it may be time for bed for young b3th.
Goodnight, cruel world.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 0:03, Reply)