making yourslef look pretty for someone new?
go on darth, what's his name?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:43, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I can't reveal this information in a public forum
as the object of my affections is a prominent public figure who stands to lose a great deal if his proclivity for homosexual coitus with sweaty internet shutins were to be revealed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)

ah, Cleggy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

the pope?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

He'll never marry you, you know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

It's not that sort of relationship
He's really into roleplaying. He likes to pretend he's an African baby and I'm God giving it AIDS. With my penis.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I bet he likes to invade your poland.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Ooh that's a good one. I might try that tonight
"Ja, ja, das blitkrieg kommen!"

Close enough?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)

time for his stuka to divebomb your frontlines.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:17, Reply)

It works on a lot of levels actually
Cos Poland put up absolutely no resistance whatsoever. Much like my ringpiece.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)