god, imagine if he texts as much as he posts?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:18, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Fucking hell.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)

if he really does have a gf, can you imagine what he must be like?
i bet it takes him about 137 texts just to tell her that he's going to annoy the fuck out of her by turning up at her office for the 137th day on the trot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:30, Reply)

well cos we used to work together we used to have lunch all the time
we don't text or call much tho, we just see each other every other day and that, realtionship innit?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:33, Reply)

"realtionship"?
not sure. fictitiousship, maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)

you can think what you like, i'm tired of arguing with you on the same thing every day
its like you never realise when you're losing
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)

darling, the only "loser" here is your gf
she must be one desperate 'ho-bag, now that we've seen your pic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I haven't seen the pic, I feel left out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:38, Reply)

he looks like that dude who plays monica's bf in "friends" for a few episodes
and wants to be ultimate fighting champion.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)

sounding very bitter there swipe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:43, Reply)

how? you genuinely look like him
it's not as if i picked someone really horrific - the guy is in films and on tv ffs!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)

he looks quite short and fat, i'm neither
you do seem very angry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:46, Reply)

john favreau, I think his name is.
he's a director too. Wow, does Q look like him, gosh that's dreamy!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)

well, in the one pic he's shown us, i think he does
in real life he could look much more like worzel gummidge or bradley cooper, nobody knows and nobody cares.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I care!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:52, Reply)

that's sweet
well, if you ask him nicely, i'm sure he'll show you ALL his pics
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)