This is a brilliant plan to clean up our streets
Everyone knows that extra strong lager was developed solely to corner the tramp market. Once the homeless and destitute find their begged funds can no longer cover a bottle of mind-rotter, they'll resolve to put it into a high-interest savings account until they can afford a nice suit and a Honda Accord, at which point they will be given well-paid jobs in the private sector and start contributing to the Big Society. Go David Cameron's big shiny face!

Anyone who drinks that cheap cider should use the money to pay for working taste buds.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:27, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Morning Darth
I watched Alien for the first time in years last night, still a rather good film.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I want to watch Alien now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)

The entire film seems weird to me, as in my head, it's merged with Aliens.
I was wondering where Newt was the entire time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)

she was with me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)

paedo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

The trick is to pretend that Alien and Aliens were the only films in that franchise
Then it's arguably the second best film series ever made. First, unless you also ignore The Phantom Menace.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)

As I've said before, I enjoy AvP as a 'crash, boom, bang' sort of film, one for switching off your brain to
AvP 2 is one of the worst films I've ever seen though. I watched that, and Cloverfield in the same night. I now pretend that night never happened.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)