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Darth Foxtrot's How To Improve Films, vol. 1 - Four Weddings and a Funeral
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:51, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That's not bad.
My rule for how to improve any film is simple. Add Paul Rudd.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Ru Ga
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Paul Rudd a talking pie
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Ha. I've got a friend who wrote a whole sketch show around the gag that one of the characters in every sketch was a talking pie.
It was performed precisely once...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Also works with Hugo Weaving and Nathan Fillion
But how, pray tell, would you improve Anchorman?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Remove Jack Black

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Remove DVD from player
Throw away

Improved
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I disagree, I love Anchorman.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I watched half then turned it off
It was fucking boring to me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Well I have a subrule that most films can be improved by the absence of Will Ferrell.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

This^
Unfunny cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

My rule is the same, except for in Anchorman.
However, in terms of other actors I would remove from films to improve them, I'd remove Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Owen Wilson from most films.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Jack Black makes my skin crawl.
I think Ben Stiller is OK at times. And I actually like Owen Wilson, despite some awful films he has been in. He was great in Midnight In Paris.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Whilst Ben Stiller has been OK in a couple of films, when you balance that against the abortions of 'Something About Mary' and 'Mystery Men', he has no argument.
And whilst I didn't mind Owen Wilson in Shanghai Noon, I think that was mainly because he was playing off against Jackie Chan.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Mystery Men is brilliant
You are menkle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:10, Reply)

It's absolutely fucking dire.
Also, so is Zoolander.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:12, Reply)

You are dead to me
until I'm next up your way, then we should have a pint
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Speaking of which,
I was in Blackpool Tower on Saturday and went to the Ballroom. First thing that popped into my head was 'I wonder if Darth has danced here'. Stay out of my weekends, B3ta.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)

I actually never have
In fact, you've been in the Tower Ballroom more than I have. All our competitions have been in the Winter Gardens.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Are you suggesting that scarpe is gay?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I think we're well beyond suggestion at this point

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Did he push back?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I almost fell off the cliff

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Excellent euphamism

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I genuinely cannot stand Ben Stiller on screen when he's trying to be funny
He just annoys me. Yet, when he's playing a prick, I think he's excellent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Mystery Men is brilliant
You are menkle.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)

No it's not.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I'd just like to add to this that I have never watched any of these films
They all look dreadful.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)

They are all awful

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Andie McDowell
should stick to shampoo ads. She registers nothing at all on the Defcon Bongle scale
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Her daughters on the other hand...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I wasn't aware she had any

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)