piebash more like
i got taken to weston pier by a guy i dated briefly.

no comment. well, no polite comment. but that might just be because he wouldn't let me go on the dodgems.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:08, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Euphemism alert

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)

yeaaaaah, he wasn't really that kind of guy
sweet and kind, but sexual vanilla.

this is not a bad thing. just a fact.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)

There's definitely some sort of joke about Weston and Shitholes to be made here.
Edit: Oh fuck you, Tangles.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Frosty Jack slows your reaction time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Bollocks it does. It makes you so much quicker.
It also made me smarter, funnier and a better driver.

Edit: Just for clarity, this is a joke, I never once drove drunk.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Only that elephant
and a tramp
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)

that you can remember

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)

heh heh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)

that bloody psychochomp is so tightfisted

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)

not one thing i have ever read on here makes me doubt what you say for a second
but this guy wasn't at all tight. he just genuinely thought it was a great place to go. ah well. at least i got to see a lot of mud. i never knew mud could be grey before i went to weston.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)

i meant for not letting you go on the dodgems
i'd love to see you getting smashed from behind

HAHALOLPANDERSUICIDE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)