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alright Bobby?
You missed a hell of a day shift.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:31,
2 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
What happened?
Did I miss something?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:32,
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CQ had a breakdown, i don't think its right to draw attention to it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:33,
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how did i miss this?
what was the gist of what got deleted? was he trying to CONTROL THE INTERNET?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:36,
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Dozer ran to the mods because CQ called him a Scotch
Or some such
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:37,
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I've never run to the mods about anything.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:39,
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I'm winding you up chuckles
Frankly anyone who runs to the mods over a slur on their nationality has seriously missed the point of /OT
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:45,
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YAH YOU DUTCH CUNT!
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:46,
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YOU HORRIBLE NIGERIAN BASTARD
I'M TELLING THE MODS AND MY MUM AND YOUR MUM
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:48,
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You utter FEB.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:49,
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Keep your tartan acronyms for your own people
You caber-tossing porridge wog
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:52,
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You gender bending night shite shifter.
can we do sexuality based discrimination now?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:54,
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You can
But it's been done. Like, a LOT.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:54,
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Darth you utter bender.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:56,
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Witty AND original
Oscar Wilde himself would be impressed. And probably a mite offended.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:57,
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I noe babes, i noe.
But Oscar Wilde was closeted for a lot of his life, you know, the wife and kids and that, so I'd just remind him of his hypocrisy and tell him to shit the fuck off.
He'd LOL at that, I just know it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:59,
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Not that this hasn't been fun*
but I'm off home now. The Ballroom awaits (seriously). This is not a flounce. Or a stepping. No mods were hurt in the typing of this post. I'm just going home. OK?
*It hasn't been fun
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:01,
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See you later babes.
AFTER I'VE GAZZED THE MODS ABOUT YOUR RACISM.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:03,
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POTD
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:36,
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Sum it up in five words Doze.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:32,
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Quixote threw a bitch strop, stepped.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:33,
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hey man no need for language
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:33,
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CQ? no way, what he flipped? bertdown/? over what? he's cool.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:34,
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He got all pissy and went weirder than usual.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:35,
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did he jump or was he pushed? what sparked it off?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:37,
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He was banging on about me hating him through jealousy.
I made him look up the meaning of coulrophobia, after which point all his posts vanished and he hasn't reappeared.
Looks like a modding.
It was very funny.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:38,
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I'moff to google, be back in 5.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:39,
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Scary clowns. Clowns are scary.
Don't let the clowns get me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:41,
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or for bonus points, a haiku.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:34,
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Bellend Quixote
deleted threads and
stepped as a result
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:35,
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depending on your pronunciation of quixote... but bravo
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:36,
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Bad haiku.
I count six syllables in the second line.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:38,
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I don't even know the haiku rules.
You should have asked for a sonnet.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:39,
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Three lines. seventeen syllables.
Five
Seven
Five
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:40,
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I'll try again at some point in the future.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:42,
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yes Bath is correct
Dozer made a mistake
bath won the contest
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:44,
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Again, not enough syllables.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:54,
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no fucker here can
write a haiku that works
the stupid morons
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:20,
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Oh thank god
I've just been staring at that, waiting for someone with a better knowledge of haikus to wade in
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:39,
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5,7,5 I think but can't remember
what's up hot stuff?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:40,
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Work, dancing, dieting, repeat
How's you my good man?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:44,
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oh you know, saving the universe as commander shepherd and avoiding doing my assignment. Usual. PEW PEW LASERS.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:45,
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You play Shepherd as a girl, don't you
BE HONEST
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:47,
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The woman Shephard is the better option in third person sections.
Plus her voice acting is way superior.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:48,
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no, but apparently that'sthe way to do it. Better voice acting. I might start Mass Effect again as a chick and do the whole trilogy. I play fallout as a chick though.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:48,
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The only time I completed it I played as chick
Started again as a bloke but got distracted by FIFA. Reckon I might start over soon and actually fucking well buy 2 and 3. Do the decisions you make in 2 impact the gameplay in 3?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:51,
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yeah, and it's worth getting the goty edition for all the dlc. 2 is ruddy brilliant and I dont think 3 would work half as well if you had not played 2.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:52,
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I'll follow your recommendation, cheers
Have no intention of skipping 2, I hear it's amazing
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:55,
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It's the game I would use to show gamingophobes how good some games can be. Bloody epic in every sense of the word.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:57,
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I use Pac-man CE for that.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:57,
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ce?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:59,
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Championship Edition.
It's on XBLA.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:00,
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The decisions in 2 do affect 3, yes. But the face importing is borked.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:52,
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OR Save some pennies if you're not worried about the dlc I can lend you my copy.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:53,
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And
The female shepard has a great arse.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:55,
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are you talking about a computer game character?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:09,
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Yes quinten, yes I am.
Just like it's okay to say that Jessica Rabbit is hot.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:13,
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i wish comrade quixote were still here :'(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:15,
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I miss his pube face :(
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:16,
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4 EVA etc.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:19,
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IN R HARTS!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:24,
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i don't think he ever told me he was wanking over drawings on computers or otherwise
this is probably the worst day ever
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:20,
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I don't wank over them Quints.
But an animated nice arse is a nice arse.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:24,
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except they don't exist and its not actually an arse
i don't mind that your into anime porn plums, i just don't want to hear about it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:27,
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I know it's not an arse, but let's not get into the postmodern semantics of if an arse on a computer screen is still an arse.
It's a picture of an arse. Like when I knock one out to Harley Davis, it's not really her, it's just a collection of pixels that look like her.
Maybe you should stick to posting dyslexic fantasies about the girls in your office. I would say it's what you're good at, but I would only mean it's your normal schtick.
Hope this helps.
xxx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:32,
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You wank over Motorcycles too? You sick fuck.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:39,
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No Scarpe.
Harley Davis. She is now retired.
I suggest you google her quick smart.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:39,
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omg i can't believe your trying to bully me into having a nervous breakdown just like you did to CQ
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:12,
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