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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

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alright Bobby?
You missed a hell of a day shift.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
What happened?
Did I miss something?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)
CQ had a breakdown, i don't think its right to draw attention to it

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
how did i miss this?
what was the gist of what got deleted? was he trying to CONTROL THE INTERNET?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Dozer ran to the mods because CQ called him a Scotch
Or some such
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I've never run to the mods about anything.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I'm winding you up chuckles
Frankly anyone who runs to the mods over a slur on their nationality has seriously missed the point of /OT
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:45, Reply)

YAH YOU DUTCH CUNT!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)
YOU HORRIBLE NIGERIAN BASTARD
I'M TELLING THE MODS AND MY MUM AND YOUR MUM
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
You utter FEB.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Keep your tartan acronyms for your own people
You caber-tossing porridge wog
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)
You gender bending night shite shifter.
can we do sexuality based discrimination now?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)
You can
But it's been done. Like, a LOT.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Darth you utter bender.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Witty AND original
Oscar Wilde himself would be impressed. And probably a mite offended.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I noe babes, i noe.
But Oscar Wilde was closeted for a lot of his life, you know, the wife and kids and that, so I'd just remind him of his hypocrisy and tell him to shit the fuck off.

He'd LOL at that, I just know it.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Not that this hasn't been fun*
but I'm off home now. The Ballroom awaits (seriously). This is not a flounce. Or a stepping. No mods were hurt in the typing of this post. I'm just going home. OK?



*It hasn't been fun
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
See you later babes.
AFTER I'VE GAZZED THE MODS ABOUT YOUR RACISM.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)
POTD

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Sum it up in five words Doze.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Quixote threw a bitch strop, stepped.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
hey man no need for language

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)

CQ? no way, what he flipped? bertdown/? over what? he's cool.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
He got all pissy and went weirder than usual.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)

did he jump or was he pushed? what sparked it off?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
He was banging on about me hating him through jealousy.
I made him look up the meaning of coulrophobia, after which point all his posts vanished and he hasn't reappeared.

Looks like a modding.

It was very funny.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I'moff to google, be back in 5.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Scary clowns. Clowns are scary.
Don't let the clowns get me.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)

or for bonus points, a haiku.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Bellend Quixote
deleted threads and
stepped as a result
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)

depending on your pronunciation of quixote... but bravo
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Bad haiku.
I count six syllables in the second line.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)
I don't even know the haiku rules.
You should have asked for a sonnet.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Three lines. seventeen syllables.
Five
Seven
Five
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I'll try again at some point in the future.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)

yes Bath is correct
Dozer made a mistake
bath won the contest
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Again, not enough syllables.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)

no fucker here can
write a haiku that works
the stupid morons
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Oh thank god
I've just been staring at that, waiting for someone with a better knowledge of haikus to wade in
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
5,7,5 I think but can't remember
what's up hot stuff?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Work, dancing, dieting, repeat
How's you my good man?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:44, Reply)

oh you know, saving the universe as commander shepherd and avoiding doing my assignment. Usual. PEW PEW LASERS.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:45, Reply)
You play Shepherd as a girl, don't you
BE HONEST
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)
The woman Shephard is the better option in third person sections.
Plus her voice acting is way superior.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

no, but apparently that'sthe way to do it. Better voice acting. I might start Mass Effect again as a chick and do the whole trilogy. I play fallout as a chick though.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
The only time I completed it I played as chick
Started again as a bloke but got distracted by FIFA. Reckon I might start over soon and actually fucking well buy 2 and 3. Do the decisions you make in 2 impact the gameplay in 3?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:51, Reply)

yeah, and it's worth getting the goty edition for all the dlc. 2 is ruddy brilliant and I dont think 3 would work half as well if you had not played 2.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I'll follow your recommendation, cheers
Have no intention of skipping 2, I hear it's amazing
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)

It's the game I would use to show gamingophobes how good some games can be. Bloody epic in every sense of the word.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I use Pac-man CE for that.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)

ce?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Championship Edition.
It's on XBLA.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)
The decisions in 2 do affect 3, yes. But the face importing is borked.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)

OR Save some pennies if you're not worried about the dlc I can lend you my copy.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)
And
The female shepard has a great arse.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)
are you talking about a computer game character?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Yes quinten, yes I am.
Just like it's okay to say that Jessica Rabbit is hot.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:13, Reply)
i wish comrade quixote were still here :'(

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:15, Reply)
I miss his pube face :(

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:16, Reply)
4 EVA etc.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:19, Reply)
IN R HARTS!!!!

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:24, Reply)
i don't think he ever told me he was wanking over drawings on computers or otherwise
this is probably the worst day ever
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:20, Reply)
I don't wank over them Quints.
But an animated nice arse is a nice arse.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:24, Reply)
except they don't exist and its not actually an arse
i don't mind that your into anime porn plums, i just don't want to hear about it
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:27, Reply)
I know it's not an arse, but let's not get into the postmodern semantics of if an arse on a computer screen is still an arse.
It's a picture of an arse. Like when I knock one out to Harley Davis, it's not really her, it's just a collection of pixels that look like her.

Maybe you should stick to posting dyslexic fantasies about the girls in your office. I would say it's what you're good at, but I would only mean it's your normal schtick.

Hope this helps.

xxx
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:32, Reply)
You wank over Motorcycles too? You sick fuck.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:39, Reply)
No Scarpe.
Harley Davis. She is now retired.

I suggest you google her quick smart.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:39, Reply)
omg i can't believe your trying to bully me into having a nervous breakdown just like you did to CQ

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)

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