I have done something extraordinarily painful to my back
trying to wrestle my piano back on to it's stand. Did I succeed? No I did not. Have I broken myself? Yes I have.
(berk, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:43, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ow.
Also, have you got a piano in your tiny studio flat?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:44, Reply)

BASEMENT studio flat
with difficulty.
(berk, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:46, Reply)

Bloody hell.
I lived in a basement studio flat in Germany. One room was a bedsit, the other was a kitchen with a shower in it, and there was a toilet as well. Two tiny little windows. It was well cosy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:49, Reply)

That sounds like Stalag 17.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:50, Reply)

I was a student. It was rent free.
*shrugs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:51, Reply)

How many tricks did you have to turn to get free rent?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:52, Reply)

Technically there was supposed to be rent
But nobody ever asked me for it, so I took all the rent money on a shopping trip before I left.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Some German pimp is probably looking for you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:56, Reply)

This is, erm...bijou.
But I've managed, more or less, to get everything in.
(berk, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Yeah berk, just relax. It won't hurt. It'll go in eventually.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Hahahaha, oh grim.

(berk, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:56, Reply)

Sorry.
I had a Gonz moment there.

Everything good?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:56, Reply)

I have clocked up the best part of 12 hours overtime so far this week
my back hurts, I have to be at work in 8 hours time, and I think I'm going slightly mental, but otherwise...
(berk, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:58, Reply)

Overtime means CIDER TOKENS!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:58, Reply)

Damn right it does.
anything over 7.5 hours a week is paid at double time as well.
(berk, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:03, Reply)

Woo! First round on you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:04, Reply)

You need to go to the gym, like 'well nails JEFF'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:45, Reply)

I thought it was Amberl who was nails

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:46, Reply)

She is.
But I don't want to be shown up. I need to keep the 'west country end up'.

As it were. Matron!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:48, Reply)

Ooer

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Oddly.
I'm quite enjoying it, although I expect it to be a passing fad.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:52, Reply)

I cycle 50 miles a week
piss off with your 'gym' nonsense.
(berk, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:46, Reply)

I went for a run this evening, as well as going to the gym.
Granted, it wasn't 50 miles, but 12 months ago, I'd have mocked those doing any sort of physical exercise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:49, Reply)

I mock them now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:50, Reply)

I'm in training for the crazy golf season.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:51, Reply)

I wouldn't bother.
If people were any more apathetic, I'd cancel the whole thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:53, Reply)

I'm just keen to avoid the school holidays.
July sounds good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Nobody gives a flying fuck
There's no point organising it for three people. That's not a bash, that's a trip to the pub.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:58, Reply)

On the plus side, it means cheap rounds.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:58, Reply)

Depending on the weekend
I may be up for it. You may as well bung it on the calendar, change your sig to the link for it and see how many takers there are.
(berk, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:58, Reply)

^ This.
I took some of the ladies of OT right up the pier last year. They loved it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:00, Reply)

It looks like 14 July.
Ooh! That's Bastille Day!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:01, Reply)

Will Crazy Golf be open?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:01, Reply)

You have a one track mind.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:02, Reply)

Tiger Woods never got to the top because he was worried about Bastille day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:04, Reply)

Zut alors!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:05, Reply)

Nicole?
PAPA!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:05, Reply)

Va va voom

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:06, Reply)

That's the weekend immediately following my birthday
I may have other plans...
(berk, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:02, Reply)

I'm sorry berk. But I've said I'll go to WsM with B3th then.
You'll have to keep yourself amused.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:03, Reply)

That's a shame.
You could bring tennis boy. We wouldn't mock his smaller than average willy. Honestly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:04, Reply)

B3th. You're horrible to berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:05, Reply)

What did you just delete?
I'm reporting you to the mods, you deleting fuck.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:06, Reply)

I tried to edit what I was writing, but I managed to delete it instead.
It's okay, nothing has changed, I was still mocking you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:07, Reply)

Bum face

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:10, Reply)

Window Licker.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:17, Reply)

I doubt he'd come with me
he was filled with abject horror when I told him about People From The Internet, and the one time he met my friends from home (at a wedding) he was very, very quiet.
(berk, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:06, Reply)

haha!
Bring him along. I need some genuine sporting competition.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:07, Reply)

Shall we play tennis instead?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:08, Reply)

Air Hockey.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:08, Reply)

How about beach volleyball?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:10, Reply)

No.
That'll be too Top Gun.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:15, Reply)

Everyone knows that Top Gun is shit.
Except Nakers, and he's bent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:16, Reply)

And a spastic.
(According to Boyce)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:16, Reply)