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I'm getting all mixed up now and I'm not too brightNew thread time - free from the manifestation that got slapped down.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:46,
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latest was 14 years ago)
can't you make him a mod?are you saying you don't have the power?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:48,
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he weild's no powerhe is weak
that's what I heard
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:49,
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I heard Fiona Bruce told him to fuck off :((
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:51,
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and that she didn't like any of his records(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:51,
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Evening TD.This place has gone to the dogs.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:52,
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and that's what turns you on(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:52,
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You're sounding tired Jeffbeen put through the springer today?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:56,
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Heh.I am tired. I need to go and exercise though. And cook dinner.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:58,
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It slips to idiocacy on occasion But it always self rights.
Y'right, Jeff?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:57,
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i'd come to Pierbash II - Pier Harderif it was a day that wasn't a work day
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:06,
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I'll make sure it's a Saturday, just for you.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:12,
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When were you thinking of having it?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:15,
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early to mid August.Whatever weekend suits the most people.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:16,
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I hope it isn't the school holidays then.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:18,
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Oh, for crying out loud!When do YOU want it, then?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:18,
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I don't want toQueue for crazy golf.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:21,
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it should be on Mumbles pier!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:24,
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august is mostly holidaysalthough some of it is festivals and larp events and going back to work to do results and enrolment and shit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:21,
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Right. You all tell me when you want to have it, and I'll arrange it.I live to serve, after all.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:22,
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Before or after the school holidays.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:30,
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july is college holidays but not yet school holidaysThis sounds like the best kind of time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:36,
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Fine. July then.What weekend do you want?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:37,
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from 12th July onward it could even be weekday(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:39,
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either of these are goodfor me at least
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:47,
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is this news to you that I larp?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:24,
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I keep reading that as piebash.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:33,
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you're a poopy head(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:00,
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[MOD EDIT - I warned you](
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:01,
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you know what, I think you should stop gazzing me talking about DFs girlfriend(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:00,
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The onerous burden of responsibility is getting too much.Anyone want to take over as mod?
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Clearly I would make an excellent mod(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:12,
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But you can't get a job, so how do I know I can hand you the responsibility?(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Most daytime posters are employed in some capacity But do so little that they can spend all day on b3ta.
Your point?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:20,
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I never post in the day because of my serious and important job.It has a lot of responsibility, hence I can be trusted to discharge my duties as a mod. I would feel wack if I gave the modbox to someone who lacked the commitment necessary to wield the banhammer.
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you need someone who could take on the responsibilityfull time without getting pulled into petty squabbles or falling in love or some shit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:23,
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The squabbles are petty on pube-face's side, not mine. I find it lolsome, he takes it seriously.And mentioning how I feel about Rory is kind of beside the point, don't you think?
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On the other handmore time to mod :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:38,
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Is cq coming back?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:27,
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Fuck knows.Who cares?
He shouldn't have acted like such a prissy bitch in the first place.
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back when he was naiai69 he was really touchybut I liked him as CQ
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:29,
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People have different personae under different usernames?Bobby must have MPD then.
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Yes I know that.And you said he was less touchy as CQ than as Naiai69.
See?
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evenin allI haven't been banned! WHOOP!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:28,
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so...sorry to need to catch up is he actually banned or has he flounced?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:38,
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He got nawty stepped, is all.He'll be back.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:39,
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he's got to stay away until he gets Scary Duck a pint of milk from the shop
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:40,
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I hope soHe was a decent geezer.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:42,
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I still don't see why he got stepped.Seems a bit much. And no, I didn't report him.
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You're doing yourself no favours now.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:51,
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I have no love for people that take delight in picking fights with me on the internet, especially where they invariably come off worse and then loltastically accuse me of 'jealousy'.(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Rather difficult to concieve of anyone who could be jealous of you, I must admit.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:03,
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Maybe what I'm trying to sayIs that having met you I find it difficult to concile the real you into what you present on here.
What you really are is perfectly acceptable. TD is just who I am.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:16,
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Like I said when we met up, we all play roles.This is mine.
Anybody else that knows me IRL will recognise some of the real me in what I do on here, but this is just a big sandpit.
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Fair enoughI see it as a Regency era masked ball, where we all prance about in false personas.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:22,
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I'm a little bit more confident on here than in real life But not much. I reckon TD is pretty much S D-R.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:27,
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FUCK OFF!You are nothing like you on here.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:31,
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Oh what?Something wrong here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:50,
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Needing a subjective view on the CQ debacle.Can you offer it?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:54,
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Scaryduck is a banning spastic, presenting as being mental never got anyone banned before(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:55,
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[MOD EDIT]One more time calling me a spastic and you'll be banned too.
Play nice now.
xx
This was Dozer, not scaryduck.
oh lol.
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Haha YOU'RE A DRUNK WHO@SE WIFE LEFT YOU AND NOW CALL HER A BITCH ON QOTW WHICH IS TOTALLY SHOWING HER WHAT FOR(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:58,
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and your blog is fucking shit(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:59,
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I aint got no love for blogsscaryduck.blogspot.com/
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:02,
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Nah I was being mean about scaryducks marital woesCQ used to spend half his posts slagging off his ex as a mental, and the other half goin on about his massive depression and personality disorder. Oh the ironing.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:04,
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It was kind of like two boys shoving each other like they might have a fightAnd whether they really dislike each other or not isn't really clear or relevant, it's just a bit of playground argy-bargy. Then out of nowhere one of the dinner ladies grabs one of them and drags them off to stand outside the staff room for the rest of lunch break.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:01,
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His coat got dogshit smeared all down the back and the school secretary phoned his mum.(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is an excellent summary.And it's been the subject of playground gossip ever since.
Mind you, it's to be expected since most of the conversation in this playground recently has been about how nobody's coming outside to play 40/40 anymore
/takingametaphortoofarlols
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Kroney, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:10,
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I know it's nearly twenty years ago now, but have we all heard Portishead's Essential Mix?There's a very witty bit where the original amen break on Amen Brother is played at 33 instead of 45.
soundcloud.com/djmixes/portishead-essential-mix-23-04-1995
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I listened to that first time round :(It took me fucking ages to track a copy down. My favourite essential mix eva
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:50,
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It's pretty good.Freeland's one from 2003 is great for the quality of the mixing and the track choices. Proper breakbeat.
Did I send you links to the David Holmes ones from 97 and 98? The 97 one was the one that really got him noticed, and the 98 one builds on that with hip hop in there too.
One of the coolest men ever.
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Oh yeah, and I love what Geoff Barrow does with Strangers at the start.Two copies and he does all the tricks.
Clever stuff indeed.
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Quest into sheared times THE BOMB JUST WENT OFF !!!!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:57,
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Did you hear the mix tape they did last year for IBYM?www.atpfestival.com/events/ibymportishead/view/mirrormix.php
Edit: Oh, the link on that page takes you to the one they did for the US one later in the year. Still not bad, though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:15,
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Just got back from the pictures, saw that The Chronical thing, really realy enjoyed it, it's a good take on the whole superhero thing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:12,
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Oh man, has everyone been banned now?Amberl is too strict
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 21:52,
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*buffs fingernails*no pain no gain
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:17,
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Perk up everyone. I've just decided I'm staying in and am home alone now, wagwan folks?
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I am, but I really should go to bed(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:00,
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But Tangled.I wanted you to set me a 3-2-1 clue.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:01,
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The arches might provide a clueNot strolling but he's going too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:04,
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Is there a clue as well as a poem?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:05,
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There is some sheet music to accompany this clue(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:07,
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It should be obvious nowNo?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:07,
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I've got no idea.It might be the car. Or the 3-2-1 holiday.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:08,
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I'm betting something to do with Tom Robinson(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:10,
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Just me and my radio truckin' on thru the night(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:22,
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3-5-7-9!And now I fancy having a Yorkie.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:23,
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I had a drink with him onceHe was a nice guy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:27,
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Having a drink with someone is nice.But having a Yorkie would be even better.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:28,
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Is this a dog fucking reference?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:29,
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hahaNo. It was just me thinking I'd quite like a bar of truckers chocolate.
God. That sounds even worse.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:31,
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Definitely time for me to go to bed I think(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:34,
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Night Night. Sleep tight.Don't let Tom Robinson bite.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:36,
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Well the arches might be the garage where Phil Mitchel works.But there are other types of arch.
Not strolling might mean taking a journey that isn't on foot...
You've rejected tonights star prize. A McDonalds Drive Thru Happy Meal.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:07,
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Well the firsrt three letters of arches might have been clue enoughBut we also said not strolling but he's going too. Well if you take away HES from arches, all you have left is ARC? If you rearrange that with the sheet music, you're left with Music Maestro Please. So what do you think that means? Maestro! The British Leyland Maestro! You've won the car!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:12,
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hahahahaBrilliant.
I love these.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:13,
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I amhow did the exercise work out?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:09,
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It was an exercise work out!I've lost (most) of my belly now!
What's new in Amberl world?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:10,
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Good for younothing new here, though I should take up walking again
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:12,
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Doing anything different in the quest for work?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:14,
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Well crying in the corner didn't work outjust the usual really. Trying abroad now
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:23,
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If I can do anything to help, then let me know.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:23,
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Orright.Bit bemused as to what actually happened today, and I was here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:37,
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I don't care.Although it is quite interesting.
Any irons in the fire?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:38,
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Well come to Bristol (on a Wednesday)And once you've been round the agencies, we'll go through the jobs in the Bristol Evening Post.
I might even buy you a pint.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:41,
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I thought the jobs were in the Thursday edition.Got to be better than our paper. All the jobs are either care work or bar work.
But I'd really rather not have to work in Bristol if I can avoid it.
I will have to go round the agencies though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:43,
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Well once you get a job, you'll be able to change jobs.It might be Thursday for job day, it might not.
I'll find out for you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:44,
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Cheers JeffLooking at Canada mainly, think Australia might burn me to death
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:54,
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I have done something extraordinarily painful to my backtrying to wrestle my piano back on to it's stand. Did I succeed? No I did not. Have I broken myself? Yes I have.
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Ow.Also, have you got a piano in your tiny studio flat?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:44,
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Bloody hell.I lived in a basement studio flat in Germany. One room was a bedsit, the other was a kitchen with a shower in it, and there was a toilet as well. Two tiny little windows. It was well cosy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:49,
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I was a student. It was rent free.*shrugs*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:51,
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How many tricks did you have to turn to get free rent?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:52,
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Technically there was supposed to be rentBut nobody ever asked me for it, so I took all the rent money on a shopping trip before I left.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:54,
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Some German pimp is probably looking for you.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:56,
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This is, erm...bijou.But I've managed, more or less, to get everything in.
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Yeah berk, just relax. It won't hurt. It'll go in eventually.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:53,
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Sorry.I had a Gonz moment there.
Everything good?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:56,
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I have clocked up the best part of 12 hours overtime so far this weekmy back hurts, I have to be at work in 8 hours time, and I think I'm going slightly mental, but otherwise...
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Damn right it does.anything over 7.5 hours a week is paid at double time as well.
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You need to go to the gym, like 'well nails JEFF'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:45,
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She is.But I don't want to be shown up. I need to keep the 'west country end up'.
As it were. Matron!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:48,
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Oddly.I'm quite enjoying it, although I expect it to be a passing fad.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:52,
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I went for a run this evening, as well as going to the gym.Granted, it wasn't 50 miles, but 12 months ago, I'd have mocked those doing any sort of physical exercise.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:49,
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I'm in training for the crazy golf season.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:51,
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I wouldn't bother.If people were any more apathetic, I'd cancel the whole thing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:53,
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I'm just keen to avoid the school holidays.July sounds good.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:53,
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Nobody gives a flying fuck There's no point organising it for three people. That's not a bash, that's a trip to the pub.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:58,
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On the plus side, it means cheap rounds.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:58,
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Depending on the weekendI may be up for it. You may as well bung it on the calendar, change your sig to the link for it and see how many takers there are.
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^ This.I took some of the ladies of OT right up the pier last year. They loved it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:00,
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It looks like 14 July.Ooh! That's Bastille Day!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:01,
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Tiger Woods never got to the top because he was worried about Bastille day.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:04,
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That's the weekend immediately following my birthdayI may have other plans...
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I'm sorry berk. But I've said I'll go to WsM with B3th then.You'll have to keep yourself amused.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:03,
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That's a shame.You could bring tennis boy. We wouldn't mock his smaller than average willy. Honestly.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:04,
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What did you just delete?I'm reporting you to the mods, you deleting fuck.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:06,
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I tried to edit what I was writing, but I managed to delete it instead.It's okay, nothing has changed, I was still mocking you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:07,
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I doubt he'd come with me he was filled with abject horror when I told him about People From The Internet, and the one time he met my friends from home (at a wedding) he was very, very quiet.
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haha!Bring him along. I need some genuine sporting competition.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:07,
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Everyone knows that Top Gun is shit.Except Nakers, and he's bent.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:16,
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And a spastic.(According to Boyce)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:16,
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Ten minutes til the Undercover for Uniqlo menswear collection goes online. EXCITING TIMES!!!!!!!
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I know* Baz.I can't wait.
*This post may contain traces of lies and it is likely I've got no idea what you're talking about. But I do like nice undercrackers. So link me up!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 23:51,
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It's actually pretty shit. shop.uniqlo.com/uk/store/clothing/uu/men/
I was all over the Biker jacket until I realised the sleeves are sweatshirt material, making it beyond shit. It's all rubbish really, although I'm having some of the jeans and maybe a hoodie.
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I really can't spend money on clothes any more. I still feel guilty about the shoes I bought on Sunday.
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These for far too much moneycdn.hypebeast.com/image/2011/08/our-legacy-derby-shoe-tbs-exclusive-1-620x413.jpg
And actually there are some amazing trousers in that Undercover collection, and typically the Uniqlo site has crashed. I better fucking get them.
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Well they look... what's the word I'm looking for here... I know! Corrective.How much did you drop on them?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:08,
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Hundred quid a foot.That's a lot.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:16,
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Hence the guilt. Uniqlo site finally working, more clothes I don't need ordered.
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Are you working, or do you just trade things you get bored with?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:19,
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Well I've sold a fair bit lately. About three hundred quids worth. I really need to up my shoes and trainers game though, it's poor at the moment.
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I always end up going back to size.co.uk for trainers.But I'm of an age where that stuff appeals.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:25,
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I just bought a pair of Lee Cooper converse type things from sports direct for eight quid.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:28,
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When I was a studentAll I bought was space raiders.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:20,
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They're butters. Pickled onion anything needs to be destroyed forever.
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Ask Marlon Brando.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:26,
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Aye. Means ugly/disgusting. As in "I can't believe you shagged her, she's fucking butters".
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'Mince' is a term used up here for that.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:28,
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*Makes note*Darth - NEVER more north.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:29,
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What have I missed?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:14,
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Being fed at the in laws,drinking wine and watching Family Guy.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:17,
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I've been lucky with my in laws so far.Both sets.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:20,
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Nice.Being fed by other people is always a bonus.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:21,
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*click*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:23,
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Tomorrow we will have a Blousie in da house.This is also woo.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:19,
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Surely a Had'daway 'n woo!ya bastard!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:21,
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Get the missus to give her a good old fashioned booby squishing hug from me.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:21,
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That goes without saying.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:23,
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I want photographic evidence of booby squishing(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:26,
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Oh, erm, OK.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:26,
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I've got no idea mate.From what I can gather, CQ has been stepped.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:16,
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Yeah, I got that.Been mostly lurking today.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:18,
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I haven't got time for that at the moment.How are you anyway mate?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:20,
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Not bad.Got two interviews lined up; this was a welcome realisation when I got back from signing on yesterday. One of them is on the same day and time as my business start up interview, so I'm going to have to cancel again.
How's yerself?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:22,
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Not too bad.I went to a business start up seminar yesterday, I've got a lot more work to do before I'm ready to present a scope document.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:24,
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Isn't scope some kind of mong charity?All you need to do is write some stuff in crayon.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:25,
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I did that.But I was sat too far away from a window to lick it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:26,
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So, yeah, if I get one of these jobswe'll be Jeffstocking it large.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:28,
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Well I hope you get either of them.Not just from a JeffSTOCK perspective.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:28,
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I hope I get the slightly higher paid one.Even if it is £10k less than I was on. Owt's better than nowt.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:30,
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Absolutely.If you've got a basic coming it, you can still look for something else.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:32,
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You know this.It is easier to find a new job when you've got a job than it is from a standing start.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:34,
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Too true.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:37,
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No shame is taking a career break though!Especially if you can justify a gap on your C.V with your exciting new business idea!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:38,
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Writing shit on the internetis probably not considered an exciting business idea.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:40,
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I wish it was. I'd be fucking raking it in.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:42,
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It just seems wrong taking a job when you know you're not planning on staying.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:37,
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And how do you know they are planning on keeping you?The job might become redundant in 6 months time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:39,
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Indeed.One's for Age UK, the other's Newcastle council's housing group. Both in Newcastle, but that's OK. All I've ever done in my working life, apart from 18 months, is commute, so I'm used to it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:35,
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No blockers then!It'll probably do you good to get your nut down to some solid graft again.
I wish you every success with it! When are you seeing these folk?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:37,
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Age UK next Tuesday.Housing group a week later.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:39,
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Fingers crossed!Let me know how you get on.
How long is Blousie coming to stay for?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:40,
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Friday to Sunday.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:42,
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Well have a great time!Are you going anywhere or just relaxing?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:46,
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Off to see a classic punk covers band on Saturday.in what was the north east heroin capital about 15 years ago.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:49,
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Sounds just the ticket!Give her a hug from me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:50,
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Will do!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 1:03,
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I got roped into donating to Age UK every month yesterday. That's three charities I'm signed upto now. I'm single handedly keeping half the bloody ill and vulnerable people in Newcastle alive.
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If I get a job with them I'll buy you a pint.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:42,
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It'll be like buying a nurse a drink with the taxes I've forked out for public services.Come to think of it, I've probably paid my own salary for the last 20 years, seeing as I was a government employee AND a taxpayer.
*waits for Rory to shout me down*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:47,
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I shall hold you to that good sir. Tell you what though, it's like running a gauntlet down Northumberland Street trying to avoid the charity workers. I only sign upto the good ones (Age UK, Marie Curie Cancer whatever and Shelter) in earshot of the cunts trying to get me to give them money to save the snow leopard to wind them up. Those arseholes won't leave me alone, mostly because I can't resist telling them I hate the snow leopard and everything it stands for when they approach me. They're just trying to annoy me now.
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I will never 'sign up' to a Chugger.Ask them the following question.
1/ What documentation I can I take away with me to consider this donation.
2/ How much are you being paid to do this? (They are obliged to tell you)
3/ If you think I'm giving my bank details to some fucking crusty cunt in the street, do you think I'd look as stupid as you, you dreadlocked tosser?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:49,
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You don't give them your details on the street, they've got bare clever. They ask for a text donation which costs a quid/three/five quid depending on how generous you want to be. Then after a couple days they keep phoning you asking to sign up. Truth is I'm going to cancel all the direct debits as soon as I can be bothered. The satisfaction and pride signing upto them in the first place just outweighs the guilt of cancelling the payments, so I still win.
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I have the same problem with gypsies on the Underground.Except I duck my shoulder when they try and pin some lucky heather on me, then I run away laughing.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 1:02,
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New Hot Chip song.youtu.be/99z1_IMJNl8
Hasn't grabbed me as much as the lead singles from their last two albums did, I'll cry if the album isn't up to much. Hot Chip put on some of the best gigs I've ever been to.
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Thanks for the mammaries, boys.I'm off to bed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:50,
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