We should hire Fergie for England manager

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:28, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

didn't he once say he'd rather die?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)

no idea I just wanted to be involved in the chat....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)

the last scot doing an egnlishmans job wasn't exactly a great success

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)

yeah Gordon CLOWN and his Macronies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Give Dozer a chance
He might make a good mod once he gets over his banhammer-happy tendencies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I still can't read the word Banhammer without
hearing "Crockett's Theme"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I always picture some sweaty, long-haired virgin in his mid-30s, wearing an Iron Maiden T-shirt
surrounded by similar stereotypes, bellowing in what he imagines to be a gruff approximation of John Rhys-Davies' bellow in Lord of the Rings, as he pretends to be a mighty Dwarven warrior named Torin Banhammer.

But that's just me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

That is how I picture everyone on here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Except me
Cos I've been on teh telly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I think everyone outside of Sussex said they'd rather die, actually
A Jock manage England? Whatever next, the World Cup bring played in a country who've never qualified for the tournament, home to stone age attitudes, alcohol restrictions and absurdly high temperatures, just because they're oil-rich?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)

....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)

the next world cup is in russia
but your point is fair.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)

The NEXT World Cup is in Brazil
Look, I'm really sorry, this is probably the only time I'm ever going to be able to prove you wrong on something, so I'm off for a lap of honour
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:42, Reply)

of honour dance
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Can't
I'm out of baby oil
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

oh yeah
good point.

I'm using the mixture of tramadol, codine and leftover nerve blocker as an excuse
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

*practices tearful victory speech*
If you're suggesting that a combination of chemicals have impeded your brain from performing to its maximum capability, can I apply the same to my congenital stupidity?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:48, Reply)

absolutely.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

*claps*
*misses*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

We should definitely offer him the job then.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)