Were you hoping she'd be able to bring men back,
then, being uninterested, turn the lights off, and leave the room saying, e.g., "I'm just going to fetch a condom," leaving you to sneak back in 30 seconds later saying "I've found one," in a reedy, high-pitched voice, and allowing you to receive a good bumming from this unsuspecting chap who thought he was about to have a couple of hot, steamy minutes with your housemate?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:15, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i clicked

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)

That's how you remember it?
I heard it was far more romantic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Foxtrot was powerless to resist as John's sapphire eyes burnt into his very soul
His strong arms enveloped him and within seconds he'd dropped his trollies and tipped his filthy cement
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)

badger is barbara cartland
AICMFP
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)

I thought that was your side career?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)

no, i just get paid as a look-a-like
takings plunged when the selfish old cow carked it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Funny, I always had him down as Barbara Streisand...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)

It's no good coming up with these ideas now genius
Where were you in early 2001?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)

At school.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Great
Now I feel sullied AND old
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)