Not a fucking clue.
Alt: I have to travel to 2 houses to sort out problems they're having there, one is a long walk, the other is a train journey away, and I really can't be arsed with either.

Fucking hell, I'm tired.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:43, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

My penis is fine today, thank you
AA ASKED ME HOW MY PENIS WAS YESTERDAY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Darth texted me about his penis at 12:15am on Sunday morning.
As the fool had neglected to wash his hands after handling a scotch bonnet, before going for a piss.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:47, Reply)

I invented a name for this phenomenon some years ago: 'Taco Bell'.
I added a new one this weekend: 'jalapenis'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)

*golf applause*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Very good
Now come up with one for the unfortunate mood-killer which accompanies fingering a hooker in a dark alley after handling chillies.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:57, Reply)

see, what you've done with the second one
is confuse "a word that you invented" with "a piece of Gonz spelling"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)

are you our "go-to" penis guy?
I never got the memo.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Not at all
but he's the only one who replied
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:59, Reply)

No, he just knows I've had problems with scotch bonnets before
MEMO: Don't rub your fucking eyes, or scratch your fucking nose.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Or touch Darth's penis

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I wouldn't touch him with yours.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:03, Reply)

scotch bonnet a geriatric's crusty penis
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)