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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My penis is fine today, thank you
AA ASKED ME HOW MY PENIS WAS YESTERDAY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Darth texted me about his penis at 12:15am on Sunday morning.
As the fool had neglected to wash his hands after handling a scotch bonnet, before going for a piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:47, Reply)
I invented a name for this phenomenon some years ago: 'Taco Bell'.
I added a new one this weekend: 'jalapenis'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)
*golf applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Very good
Now come up with one for the unfortunate mood-killer which accompanies fingering a hooker in a dark alley after handling chillies.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:57, Reply)
see, what you've done with the second one
is confuse "a word that you invented" with "a piece of Gonz spelling"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)
are you our "go-to" penis guy?
I never got the memo.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Not at all
but he's the only one who replied
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:59, Reply)
No, he just knows I've had problems with scotch bonnets before
MEMO: Don't rub your fucking eyes, or scratch your fucking nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Or touch Darth's penis

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:03, Reply)
I wouldn't touch him with yours.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:03, Reply)

scotch bonnet a geriatric's crusty penis
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)

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