The latter is a good point I think
It would really be a horrible state of affairs if a man's heart could stop in the presence of 40,000 onlookers and with a TV audience in seven figures, and no-one gave a shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

No it wouldn't. That would be hilarious.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:46, Reply)

It would be hilarious if we could choose the man in question
Corden's heart can't have long anyway with all the fat strangling it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:48, Reply)

That's the hope, anyway

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Fingers crossed for Bono too. Whilst the shitty little bog trotter prick is on stage preaching with any luck.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:50, Reply)

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies"
(from the crowd) "Well stop fucking clapping then"

Whoever said this is a dichotomy; both a comedy genius and a fucking idiot, cos he must have shelled out a decent wedge to be at the concert in the first place.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Must be an urban myth.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I don't see why
U2 fans are allowed to be annoyed by Bono too. THEY'RE PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME, BATTERED
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I am nothing like a U2 fan.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I like some early U2.
There, I've said it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)

You are dead to me, Badger.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I'd still shoot through members of my own family to hit Bono
does that help?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Sorry, did someone say something?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)

nope.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I think it was a joke in someone's standup routine rather than an actual occurrence.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I won't lie to you, Monty, that's disappointing
I was very keen on the idea that even an audience of paying numpties feel sufficiently irked by Bono to heckle him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)

"Get that body off the pitch, it's important that we find out which group of eleven millionaires can vaguely attempt to prove their worth"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:55, Reply)