still, it must brighten the soul crushing gaps between filling out job applications and masturbating over This Morning

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

As if I'd ever watch ITV.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Pikeys like Quinten only watch ITV,
and ITV2, ITV4 plus 1 etc. Him and Dawn cuddle up in front of their 95in plasma television, a bowl of McCain Micro-chips each, and watch 'Ant and Dec'. Dawn prefers 'Ant', but Quint prefers 'Dec'. They have laminated flooring. Quinten enjoys a bottled beer whilst Dawn favours the Lambrini. After a few hours of mind-melting inanity they go to 'Ritzys' in the precinct*, after which Quint has a kebab and Dawn has yet more chips. On Sundays Quint polishes the Ford before they go over to Dawn's parents for a bit, before looking at 'settees' in 'Furniture Village'.

*He doesn't drink to excess though, and probably has a 'mountain bike' which he goes out on occasionally. On roads.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)

+ because it's easier to clean when you're constantly dribbling from the side of your mouth.
Alright Monters? I hear you drank tea on Saturday and went running at 7:15 in the morning yesterday. Are you feeling alright?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:48, Reply)

My thighs ache.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I'm not surprised.
A jog down to the newsagent to get more fags can take it out of you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:56, Reply)

i did 200 pressups the other day

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I'll bet the rest of your 'unit' were well impressed.
I bet they bought you some 'brews' down at the Officer's Mess that night, and you high-fived everyone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)

of course not, just cos i've got some green trousers doesn't make me a commando

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)

it doesnt count
if its the cursor key
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I can quite happily spend a day off sick watching Poirot and midsummer murders on ITV4
or is that itv3? I can't remember.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Both entertaining shows, esp Poirot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Paedot, more like

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I meant mainstream ITV. Or ITV1, if you prefer.
4 will occasionally show some decent films or classic TV.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:51, Reply)

what the?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)