My sister in law is planning on taking my son to see it when it passes through here.
I can't help feeling that it will be a crashing disappointment.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

"ooh, a big metal candle"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Or more likely:
"I can't see anything. Can we go to the park now?"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

It's crossing the Tyne from Newcastle to Gateshead on a zip wire.
Recipe for disaster, right there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

how flammable is the Tyne these days?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Its alright now, the fog acts a fire extinguisher.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)

IT'S ALL MINE!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:07, Reply)

textbook
*cricket applause*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Rumour has it
that Gazza will perform the launch ceremony armed with a four pack, a fishing rod and a KFC bucket. The flame will get halfway across the river before the police accidentally douse it with a water cannon.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)