No you're not. A text book mid life crisis normally includes wasting money on the sports car you always wanted.
You, on the other hand, scrabble in the gutter to find enough change for your bus fare to work.

Mind you, the fact that you dye your hair does hint at a mid life crisis a bit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:10, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

We're so alike.
Both of us are a little short at the moment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

We're certainly both getting worringly close to being 40. 15 months in my case.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Been there, done that.
It's no biggie.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

bi dru
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)

omg he's a nonce and he dies his hair
lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)