I think the rule is half your own age plus seven years
Anything lower than that is creepy. Which means Monty is still resident in wrongsville
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:31, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This is how I justified my "nonce" allegation.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)

IIRC, that puts her as bang on in the rule.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)

don't defend him you dead-mummed nonce-enabler

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

If my sums are right
Monty is 37 - let's call it 38 because a) it's easier to divide and b) he nearly is - so his minimum age for a girlfriend is (38/2=19+7=) 26. If Lusty is 13 years his junior as he claims, she's 24
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

You're slightly off, he's 38
However, your sums are correct, oops.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Monty is 38 and I am 26.
Hope this helps.
( wanderlust, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

nonce fodder!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Yes.

( wanderlust, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Morning Lusty

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Just show us on the teddy bear where he hurt you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

On the one hand, it's officially Not Creepy, which is disappointing
On the other, your boyfriend doesn't know how old you are. Dump him and populate the internet with lolarious tales of his sexual inadequacy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Not really, if Monty is 39 before Lusty is 27, there will be a 13 year age difference.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

You know what
We're using maths to prove that Monty is a filthy cradlesnatcher, when in fact he's doing what we all hope we'll be able to when we near 40. He's laughing his arse off at us. LAUGHING
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

You are correct
Then again, I'd rather like an awesome girlfriend sooner than 40.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I think you're allowed to have awesome girlfriends your own age between now and then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

True, I just don't want one at the minute, Saturday reinforced that for me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Which Saturday?
I like Mollie
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Party at mine, some drama, etc
Shall GAZ you
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)

There is 12 and a half years between us.
I was only 26 last week and am bored with this conversation now, so I'm off to walk in the sunshine. Laters.
( wanderlust, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

FACTS HAVE NO PLACE ON B3TA
/out of arguments
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

so do you think your with monty because your daddy didn't hug you enough
or because he hugged you 'too much', if you know what i mean?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)